duffman's definitions

knob touch

A game played at concerts, where one positions ones knob to touch the rump of the girl in front of you. Often played in conjuction with wordcheb touch/word.

"Man, that was a good concert. I was in a bit of a knob/cheb touch sandwhich. Very nice."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

cheb touch

A game played at concerts, where one positions one's self, to be touched by the girl behind you's wordchebs/word. See also wordknob touch/word

"I played cheb touch with some girl all the way through that concert."
"Dude, she's a munt"
"Doesn't matter, thats the beauty of cheb touch. She had nice chebs, and that was the end of our relationship."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

jobbee jabber

A gay man. A man who jab's wordjobbee/word's, with his willy.

"He couldn't be a jobbee jabber, i didnt get any gay vibes of him. he was a classy fella."
"You're an idiot."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

chib

Verb - To stab.

"I'm pure gonnae chib ye in the puss, ya bam. 'Mon well." - "I say fellow, the time has come for me to stab you in the facial region, you person for whom I don't care. En garde."

by Duffman September 25, 2003

cunty chops

Someone who looks a little down in the dumps.

"Hey, cunty chops, cheer up"

by Duffman September 25, 2003

Tag-along

Someone that nobody likes that follows you around

Jackson is a tag-along

by Duffman September 9, 2003

beer

the true nectar of life

-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up?
-Maybe later.
-I'll go put some beer in a bucket.

by Duffman August 11, 2003