dude's definitions

PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

A lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles. (Or a dumbfuck)

Don't be act like you have PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.

by Dude March 24, 2007

cowboy

noun: 1. a stick or other long object used to tend a campfire
2. stick used as a primative campfire lighter; used to light smokes, fireworks, or other

Dude, hand me the cowboy so I can stoke this dead ass fire.

by dude November 10, 2003

Chez

jizz, commonly known as semen.

When he saw that girl he chezzed his pants

by Dude October 11, 2003

School

the worst fuckin' place in the world with partial teachers who will only punish a few kids that they dont like but wont do jackshit to the kids they like

i gotta go 2 school and get detention fer being me again

by dude March 21, 2004

Letard

A combined word that means Loser and Retard.

Dude, why is that Letard trying to steal my girlfriend?

by dude March 23, 2005

toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 20, 2004

hoggie

noun: an attractive fat chick, usually appears around last call

Dude, shes such a little hoggie!

by dude November 10, 2003