ducky's definitions

the guardian

A left-wing British newspaper usually picked on by right wing idiots for retaining journalistic integrity and not scaremongering with every headline.

"Hey did you read the Guardian today, and notice how it doesn't twist everything to be somehow the fault of Tony Blair, Muslims or immigrants, and that nowhere was the term 'PC gone mad!' used?

"Yeah, it rocks."

by Ducky February 22, 2007

james dean

A super foxy actor in the 1950s who starred in only 3 major films, but remains a cult cinema icon 50 years after his death. His most famous film is Rebel Without a Cause, where Dean becomes the very symbol of teenage rebellion an angst is a Leave it to Beaver type society.

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. -James Dean

by Ducky September 7, 2005

Wamsley

1. A deragatory definition of a female with male-like qualities who performs sexual favors to other females for money.
2. A female who lacks common sense and is primarily dependent on the male gender.

"Oh god, don't make eye contact, it's Wamsley"

"After class, Wamsley went to the badminton game to see how many men she could attract.

by ducky August 11, 2004

leave it to beaver

A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.

Gee Wally, that's SWELL!

by Ducky September 14, 2005

steeley dick

When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.

I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.

by ducky May 11, 2004

Penrith Socialist Party

A small political party from Penrith, Cumbria, U.K. that promotes 'Socialism In One Town'.

Not to be confused with the Socialist Party of Penrith, or the Penrith Party of Socialists.

"The Penrith Socialist Party have really good policies and should be elected in the next local elections. They also have excellent moustaches!"

by Ducky May 5, 2005

muppets

It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.

It's not easy being green!

by Ducky September 14, 2005