An ass goblin is a mythical creature that emerges from the anus (or ass). Evrey once in a while it emerges, and when it does it lets out a roaring fart which kills a lot of people. The ass goblin was once suspected of killing the dinosaurs.
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by duck January 11, 2005
an unpleasantly surprising lump that finds itself between your toes when you walk barefoot at the dogbeach.
by duck March 24, 2004
Air built up inside a woman's danger zone, that bursts out when movement occurs. This is prominately found when a man "hits is from the back," or "doggystyle." Then the woman moves to another position.
A quif usually happens while women are thinking of what's going to happen on the next friends, did I turn the oven off, and wondering when this is going to end.
by duck February 08, 2005
Beat To Shit: having been ruined to the point of being in shitty condition, broken, falling apart, etc.
by Duck February 16, 2004
he has always desired the odd duck! he finds them attractive and chooses them over beautiful normal sexy human beings such as danielle just a fort!
by DUCK March 11, 2005