drzimo's definitions

boatnitized

When you're at a boat party and forget about all your troubles.

I was so boatnitized I lost track of the time.

by drzimo November 16, 2011

mexicanity

That indefinable quality that makes you well suited for manual labor.

It is only because of your mexicanity that I will pay you $10 to mow my lawn.

by drzimo July 22, 2010

poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

scrotation marks

When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.

OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.

by drzimo March 20, 2010

Picard's Flute

1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.

2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Show me Picard's Flute.

by drzimo March 6, 2010

brogasm

When two guys grunt simultaneously.

When the referee called pass interference, the whole room had a brogasm.

by drzimo February 7, 2010

gunplay

What Gilbert Arenas does during his downtime at work.

"The only thing I enjoy more than gambling at work, is gunplay.

by drzimo February 6, 2010