drewzee's definitions

tape-jockey

n. A computer operator in a data center. Connotates an IT person with a brainless, repetitive or tedious job, such as a backup operator.

Make sure the tape jockey's know that this new database needs to be backed up daily.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

big dog

n. Descriptive term for an important person. Term to describe an extremely large and unnecesary vehicle, such as a Ford Expedition.

I rented the big dog, so I can get all pimp with the fat ladies tonight, and still have room for my homies.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

vidiot

n. One who plays video games obsessively.

Bill is such a vidiot. You can't get him away from the console even for free beer.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

schwoog

n. Marijuana of a poor quality.
Poorly constructed, decrepit.
adj. Schwoogey.

Where did you get this terrible schwoog?
That car is so schwoogey. Look at that schwoog.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

dick-ears

n. A person disliked. Insulting name for a person, such as "dick-head".

What's up, dick ears?

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

fartcan

Oversize "performance" exhaust found on underpowered import "rice" cars. Generally reduces performance and makes the car sound like it's farting, or like a lawnmower.

Look at the fartcan on that civic.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

firechicken

Pontiac Firebird

Steve rolled up in his firechicken, acting all bad ass, then got smoked by a stock honda

by DrewZee May 10, 2003