lil' curtains

The most prolific rap artist to come out of Brisbane. Was asked to tour as support act for 50 Cent but declined because he doesn't like porch monkeys and the fat-arsed watermelon eaters that they attract.

Hey yo dog let's represent at Curtain Wonderland and pop a cap in the Spotlight carpark fo shizzle. Lil' Curtains kickin it to the southside clique

by Drew Christx July 18, 2006

canus

The section of flesh between the cunt and the anus
See also banus

My cock missed re-entry and rammed into her canus

by Drew Christx November 12, 2004

mushtick

A bullshit hand-ball serve made up by Max where the ball has to bounce off the ceiling before going into the opposing player's court

Stand back, he's serving a mushtick

by drew christx May 05, 2005

phranger

A condom. See the mis-spelled franger

She wasn't on the pill so i had to tarp the load with a phranger

by drew christx May 04, 2005

sart

A sex fart. More often than not unplanned, but a formidable tactic when mastered. When combined with a good wolfbag it can produce the most insane orgasm ever.

If attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.

"I was fucking Vicary up the poo when the fat slut decided to jump on top. She must weigh close to 300kg cause she pushed the biggest sart out of me."

by Drew Christx May 03, 2006

ski bunny

A female on the snow who makes you crack a fat even in sub zero temperatures.

Time to get out the guns and get us a ski bunny

by Drew Christx July 15, 2005

45hzl

A cryptic version of for shizzle coming from a Qld Personalised Number Plate.

"Hey mate, wanna grab a beer and watch some porn?"
"forty-five h z l"

by Drew Christx November 20, 2004