urban taipan

The toughest, most stealth lifeform in the world.
Any cool prank you've ever seen was inspired by urban taipan.

Nuffbag: Did you see that?
Debit: No.
Nuffbag and Debit: Urban Taipan!

by Drew Christx April 08, 2007

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neck up

The act of forcing ones premature departure from a non relevant discussion, whilst holding your thumb perpendicular to your neck and index finger directly toward the sky.

In the words of Chopper "Neck up, parrot"

by drew christx May 31, 2005

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porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.

Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"

by Drew Christx January 18, 2007

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YCCC

An acronym for "You'se Cunts are Choice Cunts". Used in a lower socio-economic environment as either a compliment or an insult depending on the number of chromosomes of the recipient.

When you see a VB Commodore dropped on its nuts doing a burn-out in front of the Police station at Inalla you'd yell out "YCCC!"

by Drew Christx November 20, 2004

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sart

A sex fart. More often than not unplanned, but a formidable tactic when mastered. When combined with a good wolfbag it can produce the most insane orgasm ever.

If attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.

"I was fucking Vicary up the poo when the fat slut decided to jump on top. She must weigh close to 300kg cause she pushed the biggest sart out of me."

by Drew Christx May 03, 2006

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