drew's definitions

one-eyed god

metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent.

she kneeled before the one-eyed god

he left the priesthood because all he could do was worship the one-eyed god

by drew June 13, 2004

community cum dumpster

A slut who everyone in the community has cummed in. abb. as CCD.

That community cum dumpster is so dirty I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by Drew October 3, 2003

natural selection

religions worst nightmare

seriously, the rainbow is gods promise not to drown us all. Isn't that nice of him?

by drew December 24, 2003

underoath

A Christian band that originated in Florida. They have an interesting sound, which can be described as screamo, hardcore, emo, and metalcore. They're earlier CD, 'The Changing of Times', has a more hardcore sound (it consists of about 85% screaming) than their newer CD, 'They're Only Chasing Safety', which is about 50/50 between screaming and singing.

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A few of their good songs include 'When the Sun Sleeps', 'Never Meant o Break Your Heart', and 'Reinventing Your Exit'.

by Drew January 10, 2005

treeba

an alternative to the word chiba or cheeba.

we be smokin that treeba

by drew July 12, 2003

Ponce de le Chaunce

someone who is the epidome of a chaunce a.k.a, total fool. This a takeoff on the famous name in history, Ponce de Leon.

"Dude, J.P. is such a Ponce de le Chaunce"

by drew March 12, 2004

Run my digits

To place a phone call to. Digits being an obvious reference to a phone number.

Joe B.: "What ya doin' later?"
Drew: "Shiat cracker, I don't know man. Run my digits after you get done farkin' yo momma."

by Drew January 6, 2004