Rat noi

How country folk, specifically Texans, say “right now”.

Get over here rat noi.

If you don’t choose where we eat rat noi, I’ll pick for you.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

samesies

A super gay way to say “same”.

OMG, samesies!

YES, samesies!

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Robocock

A robot dick. Not to be mistaken for a porn parody of Robocop.

Have you seen the new robocock dildo? It’s so HOT.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Peen screen

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?

I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Whoribble

A combination of the words whore and horrible. Used for a girl is the most horrible whore you have ever met.

Dude, did you see Tracy? She is whoribble!

by dragon_f*cker July 17, 2019

Dickabod Crane

What you call a man with a big dick.

He is hung like Dickabod Crane.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Brown balls

When you go so deep in her ass even your balls have shit on them.

We were fucking so hard I got brown balls last night.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019