Definitions by dr. evil 518
nervole
Nervole = nervous butthole! This unseemly condition results from a combination of nerves, coffee and/or a weak stomach. Frequently results in flatulence, hershey squirts or frighteningly disruptive digestive noises.
nervole by Dr. Evil 518 January 24, 2011
bushwhacking
Bushwhacking is the abrupt removal of one's pubic hair. While commonly confused with the more frequently used terms "brazilian wax" or "bald eagle," the term bushwhacking is generally preferred when whackee formerly sported a lowfro or buckwheat type of 70s pubic coiffure, and does not always denote complete baldness. The sudden and abrupt removal of such luxurious nethercarpeting conjures up images of Indiana Jones, sweating profusely as he slashes his way through a dense jungle with nothing but a machete and an enviable suntan.
I think I'm finally gonna get my groove back this weekend, so I guess I better make an appointment for some bushwhacking!
bushwhacking by Dr. Evil 518 December 30, 2010
Monkeyvining
Monkeyvining is a common dating practice employed by lonely, insecure or ineffably sexy people who are too hot to stay on the market after becoming single. Monkeyvining results when said monkeyviner swings to the vine of new relationship, without first letting go of the prior relationship vine. No free-sailing "time to discover myself" - which we all know really means cessation of bathing and bushwhacking - is taken between relationships, which usually means a wealth of emotional baggage and unrealistic expectations awaits proprietor of subsequent vine.
Commonly referred to as "serial monogamy," monkeyvining frequently results from fear of becoming forever relegated to the shadowy and dismal doom of repeatedly watching 28 dresses with your 28 cats.
Commonly referred to as "serial monogamy," monkeyvining frequently results from fear of becoming forever relegated to the shadowy and dismal doom of repeatedly watching 28 dresses with your 28 cats.
Sheila has yet another man! She has been monkeyvining from boyfriend to boyfriend for at least six years now...
Monkeyvining by Dr. Evil 518 December 29, 2010
Wangover
The depressing, vapid, soul-consuming feeling of all-encompassing loss that results from sudden cessation of a long time period characterized by non-stop boning. This feeling can result from a simple case of the Mondays after spending the weekend wit yo man, to the end of a summer fling and sobering realization that you may as well cancel your waxing appointments b/c your netherparts are about to shut down for the winter like that creepy restaurant on the Goonies.
I couldn't get anything done yesterday; I had such a wangover that all I could do was putter around my apartment in a snuggie and watch lifetime movies.
Wangover by Dr. Evil 518 December 22, 2010
flingship
A flingship is a platonic friendship, usually of two females, characterized by the same parabolic curve of interest and intensity that defines classic romantic flings. Flingship participants spend increasing time together, followed by an intense crescendo, then an abrupt (and often painful) fizzle. Flingships, which are frequently born of the common interests of work or school, are common in big cities with high transplant rates, such as San Diego and NYC.
Erin and Jamie meet in physics class, where they become fast friends, drawing naked pictures of the professor and going to the coffee cart during breaks. They begin to go to happy hours together, text during work and introduce each other to friends and family; they are almost considered best friends...and then suddenly, when the term ends, they cease spending time together almost entirely.
Flingships also terminate when said "friend" sleeps with other friend's significant other.
Flingships also terminate when said "friend" sleeps with other friend's significant other.
flingship by Dr. Evil 518 December 7, 2010
Schlong John Silver
An unfortunate condition that may befall one's schlong, whereby said penis has been inserted into a "not so fresh" vagina, particularly one with a fishy odor. The result is a schlong that, when removed post-coitus, smells of seafood.
Schlong John Silver by Dr. Evil 518 September 15, 2010
Furamones
The mysterious chemical substance emanating from male dog owners, which surreptitiously draws unsuspecting females closer to both canine and owner. Flirtation and/or coitus frequently ensues.
The ladies been all over my nutz ever since I got this dog! It must be the furamones cuz I sure as hell aint got no tang before now!!!
Furamones by Dr. Evil 518 September 15, 2010