beef drapes

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

by doyle February 12, 2004

auto suck

A motorized Cock Sucking Vaccum that you plug into the cigarette lighter of your car for long road trips.(usually used by professional truck drivers)

On my way to Montana I didn't see any truck drivers so I put over 1000 miles on my new "Auto Suck)

by Doyle March 12, 2004

chezzaray

When youve been touching cotton all night & you develop a piece of brown cheese in your underwear & after it dries you peel it off & place it into someones sandwich

des was so hungry that he ate an entire toasted chezzaray sandwich

by doyle February 13, 2004

salad bar

A row of nice asses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto

I ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night

by doyle February 13, 2004

bee stings

little ass speed bump tits

That chick had some bee stings, I had to get out a magnifying glass to see those thangs.

by Doyle November 15, 2003

five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

by Doyle November 15, 2003