doyle's definitions

Ass Sniper

Someone who likes to dress up in camoflauge & uses stealth to sneak up on an unsuspecting ass & then stab it with his Meat Bayonet.

I once sniped a womans tight anus from over 300 meters with my pink party rifle.

by Doyle March 7, 2004

Baggage Handler

Someone who loves to be Tea Bagged.

Ben got a job at the San Francisco airport as a "Baggage Handler" & won employee of the year for never losing anyones skin baggage

by Doyle March 7, 2004

hawk

to steal or "borrow" something

Man i've got to go hawk some rubbers from my brother so I can fuck this bitch.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

Jocko

When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.

He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

doyle

a complex individual, even to complex to himself. Is usually misunderstood, becaause of the immense bullshit that he speaks that seems to make sense. Is a phycho-genius and make a lot of people think the same.

doyle wtf areyou talking about? wait that does make sense.

by doyle December 5, 2004

urban box sledding

Similiar to box sledding, except intercouse is performed in a motor vehicle.

I couldn't wait to get home so I had to urban box sled in my rigged Pinto.

by doyle December 5, 2003