flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

taking brown

Fucking someones ass against their will.

I was in the prison hospital because a couple of well hung inmates took my brown

by Doyle February 11, 2004

chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like

A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

bologna skins

very large aereolas, commonly found on overweight women

I took off her shirt expecting too see a nice pair of knockers and was horified to see some bologna skins.

by Doyle November 14, 2003