doyle's definitions

Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like

A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

White Castle

A load of Cum shot into someones beer

I gave that bitch a White Castle & she hungrily guzzled it down with vengeance

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Jocko

When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.

He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Cohee

A large Loogy placed into your hand & then slung silently & indiscreetly onto someone.

I coheed 5 times on that bitch & she walked around the party with them oozing down her back

by Doyle February 11, 2004

chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004