doyle's definitions

Taint Lick

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

Meximelt

Two fine ass latina sluts mixed in with a lucky male contestant.

I could have settled for a waverunner, but I have high expectations and I grabbed two latin bombshells and had myself a little meximelt.

by doyle December 5, 2003

urban box sledding

Similiar to box sledding, except intercouse is performed in a motor vehicle.

I couldn't wait to get home so I had to urban box sled in my rigged Pinto.

by doyle December 5, 2003

seven vein boner

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

by Doyle February 18, 2004

bologna skins

very large aereolas, commonly found on overweight women

I took off her shirt expecting too see a nice pair of knockers and was horified to see some bologna skins.

by Doyle November 14, 2003