douglas young's definitions

tmz

A celebrity news source comprised of achingly annoying paparazzi and are completely oblivious to how pathetic and boring their news is. They will disturb a celebrity so much to simply get an aggravated reaction to report on. The organization on the whole is like a car crash-- you can't look away (at least for a minute) because of how stupid they are, which is why they're still around.

(Real Example)
TMZ Reporter 1: Johnny Knoxville was at LAX with a stuffed panda bear.
TMZ Reporter 2: What was he doing with a stuffed panda bear?
TMZ Reporter 1: I dunno.
TMZ Reporter 2: THOSE CRAZY CELEBS. PRINT IT!

by Douglas Young January 13, 2008

swords

Don't fuckin' touch swords!

Swords'll cut your fuckin' hands off!

by Douglas Young October 7, 2007

godballs

a curse word i made up that is surprisingly effective and adequate, you are free to spread it as you please. it means nothing, really. perhaps they are the balls of a god.

godBALLS that's fuckin retarded!

by Douglas Young September 27, 2008

ABP

Adblock Plus, an extension for FireFox that prevents ads from ever being displayed.

Until Google Chrome gets ABP, speed doesn't matter

by Douglas Young October 21, 2008

District B13

A French film starring David Belle and Cyril Raffaelli. Produced by Luc Besson (The Fifth Element, Leon: The Professional), District B13 is one of the films introducing parkour to the action genre. It features some of those most intense chase scenes you will ever see, none of which use CG. It was written after seeing David & Cyril's stuntman portfolio as an excuse to put the two together in a film. The result is breathtaking, and has even been ripped off in newer movies like Casino Royale's opening chase scene (except again, District B13 didn't use any CG). Go see it, or at least YouTube the opening chase scene.

God damn I wish I could move like they do in District B13, I wouldn't ever need a car if I did.

by Douglas Young October 8, 2007

textasterone

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.

Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.

by Douglas Young September 24, 2007

downvote

To vote as negatively as possible on something simply to offset its vote average.

A good example of downvote would be to give this definition a thumbs down, even though it's perfectly legit.

by Douglas Young November 15, 2007