douglas young's definitions

chiers

A business in Portland/Stumptown, Oregon that goes around the city apprehending drunks. The drunks are then driven back to Chiers HQ (Aka: Hoopers/Hoppers), temporarily relieved of their possessions, thrown into cells, and kept there until they sober up-- at which point they're given their things back and a free bowl of soup. They will not devote any information to anyone (ever) outside their building, so if you get picked up for being too drunk and wake up the next morning, be sure to call your loved ones when you leave 'cause they're probably worried sick.

Chiers has an 8 o'clock line-up of homeless people waiting for the free soup handed out in the morning.

by Douglas Young October 7, 2007

go tit

A common Freudian slip through the fingers during a chat session, usually made when one is thinking about sex.

Lucy: See you at 8.
Dave: You go tit.
Lucy: ...what?
Dave: Err, you goat tit.
Lucy: ...WHAT??
Dave: UHH, YOU GOT TITS. OH JESUS! WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MY FINGERS POOPERLY. OH GOD.

by Douglas Young January 9, 2008

ABP

Adblock Plus, an extension for FireFox that prevents ads from ever being displayed.

Until Google Chrome gets ABP, speed doesn't matter

by Douglas Young October 21, 2008

District B13

A French film starring David Belle and Cyril Raffaelli. Produced by Luc Besson (The Fifth Element, Leon: The Professional), District B13 is one of the films introducing parkour to the action genre. It features some of those most intense chase scenes you will ever see, none of which use CG. It was written after seeing David & Cyril's stuntman portfolio as an excuse to put the two together in a film. The result is breathtaking, and has even been ripped off in newer movies like Casino Royale's opening chase scene (except again, District B13 didn't use any CG). Go see it, or at least YouTube the opening chase scene.

God damn I wish I could move like they do in District B13, I wouldn't ever need a car if I did.

by Douglas Young October 8, 2007

godballs

a curse word i made up that is surprisingly effective and adequate, you are free to spread it as you please. it means nothing, really. perhaps they are the balls of a god.

godBALLS that's fuckin retarded!

by Douglas Young September 27, 2008

railing

Played in the subways, railing is when you bolt down the train tracks right after a train has left the station, all the way down to the next station. The objective, of course, is to make it to the next one alive. The traditional round is played directly after the last passenger train has left, which is trailed then by the midnight express.

I hate railing in Russia, too many cables along the tracks; you're bound to trip cost you the game!

by Douglas Young January 26, 2008

faux vibe

When you thought your cell phone vibrated in your pocket but it didn't, and what's worse-- it's not even in that pocket.

Dude I think I need to go to the doctor, I've been getting faux vibes all day.

by Douglas Young December 4, 2007