When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.
My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?
by Douglas Young October 06, 2007

The first thing a cashier will guess if you're buying hot dogs and buns, when really you're just a fucking bachelor.
by Douglas Young October 27, 2007

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.
Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.
by Douglas Young September 24, 2007

A French film starring David Belle and Cyril Raffaelli. Produced by Luc Besson (The Fifth Element, Leon: The Professional), District B13 is one of the films introducing parkour to the action genre. It features some of those most intense chase scenes you will ever see, none of which use CG. It was written after seeing David & Cyril's stuntman portfolio as an excuse to put the two together in a film. The result is breathtaking, and has even been ripped off in newer movies like Casino Royale's opening chase scene (except again, District B13 didn't use any CG). Go see it, or at least YouTube the opening chase scene.
by Douglas Young October 08, 2007

by Douglas Young October 21, 2008

Someone who you don't know, but see frequently enough that you say "hey" to each other every time you pass.
by Douglas Young September 22, 2007

by Douglas Young January 14, 2008
