douglas epley's definitions
by douglas epley November 5, 2006

by douglas epley November 16, 2006

the worthless llittle pieces of chips left in the bottom of the bag, too small for dip or salsa. the only acceptable way to eat them is to pour the bag in your mouth
by douglas epley June 16, 2007

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}
when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice
by douglas epley January 14, 2007

by douglas epley November 9, 2006

word i started using for chinese people while working in s.f. chinatown...they say it what seems every other word, but not one of them can tell you what it means
by douglas epley November 5, 2006

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)
dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
by douglas epley January 10, 2007
