fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 02, 2003

toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.

Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!

by Doug February 06, 2005

baliwood

baliwood is the combo of ballys and hollywood

White Dude:I went to the ballys in hollywood!

Black Dude: snap Yo, cracker mean baliwood!

by Doug September 07, 2004

Flexin the Mexican

Showing Off, For bravado, or for women (or both for that matter). posturing, or attempting to be the "alpha male"...
See:
flossin, floss, flexin', etc...

"There's some fine bitches up in here, i gots to start flexin the mexican, nah mean?"

by doug March 25, 2004

deplegant

to be creative and/or weird, and to sometimes waste time

jesus kelly, stop being so deplegant, we don't have time for your deplegance!

by doug January 21, 2004

Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by Doug January 23, 2005

kniftahilt

A kitten takin to the hilt of anger.

A kitten in a beer glass.

by Doug March 01, 2005