doug's definitions

Avril

Atest from the rock god to test whether or not people actually do appreciate rock/punk/grunge or whether they do it as a poser, a poser would like avril and claim she's a punk rock chick, these people need to be locked in a small room with avril, and annoy each other to death. see; good track killer, stuck up tart, liar.

Avril is such an embarressment to our species, a waste of time space and the money charitable people pay to see her "sing"

by Doug March 4, 2004

l77t

Something a faggot would type in a tragically ironic attempt to seem l33t

Alec: i'm
Alec: l77t

by Doug March 6, 2004

nosed

To be jewed.

Dude, he totally nosed all my pot.
Yeah man, you got totally jewed.

by Doug March 12, 2004

got 'im

To be got.

Dude, why are you so irish? Asshole.
Got 'im.

by Doug March 12, 2004

sandwhich maker

A woman.

When my sandwhich maker stops working, I just hit it a few times.

by Doug March 12, 2004

pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

by Doug March 12, 2004

man of men

When someone is a bit too great at something.

Webbo is a dark man of men.

by Doug March 18, 2004