got 'im

To be got.

Dude, why are you so irish? Asshole.
Got 'im.

by Doug March 12, 2004

soggy waffles

a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game

bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"

by doug September 25, 2004

hoedad

A Hoedad is a tool used to plant trees. The Hoedads Cooperative was a unique social and political workforce whose members consciously or unconsciously partook in a restoration and healing of the northwest timber industry that too often was (and still is) motivated by greed instead of sustainable and sound practices.

When I was a hoedad my hands had thick callouses.

by Doug February 22, 2004

topper

when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.

I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.

by doug April 21, 2004

Slurry Muff

Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.

Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.

It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.

Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"

Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"

Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:

Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants

(London's Burning)

by Doug May 20, 2008

rebel

someone who uses cash

In todays society, it is the person who uses cash who is rebelling agoinst the modern world.

by Doug September 02, 2003

Staind

Staind is a unique band, they are not labled as Nu metal anymore, Staind is about how Aaron Lewis is Feeling..for instances in Tormented he was a drug head that hated himself for it, and he has Bad ass songs that is not soft at all. In Dysfunction his life is still shit and they get a record deal or something like that from Limp Bizkits Fred Durst which helped there name come out in public and be noticed, in Break the Cycle he is clearing his life and breaking all his bad habits like he says in one of his songs i think. In that new one 14 Shades of grey, he has a daughter now (zoe Jane) and sings his feelings in melodies with fuckin great gurtarists... and if you are a wanna be fan like most people of staind there 4 cd's, not just 14 shade of grey and break the cycle.

Staind is by far the most kick ass band i have ever known

by Doug November 23, 2004