Definitions by doug

Avril 

Atest from the rock god to test whether or not people actually do appreciate rock/punk/grunge or whether they do it as a poser, a poser would like avril and claim she's a punk rock chick, these people need to be locked in a small room with avril, and annoy each other to death. see; good track killer, stuck up tart, liar.

Avril is such an embarressment to our species, a waste of time space and the money charitable people pay to see her "sing"

Avril by Doug March 4, 2004

bad mother fucker 

When Samuel L. Jackson pulls out his wallet in Pulp Fiction, this is what is says on it.

"Now give me back my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it."

bad mother fucker by doug March 1, 2004

Funpossible 

Describes an act one wishes to do in the future which might be possible, though not definite, but would most assuredly be fun.

Mike: that might be possible
Doug: it might be fun
Mike: well it would definitely be fun

Funpossible by Doug February 28, 2004

spüen 

plain and simply...."rabbit shit", not rabbit poop, but "rabbit shit"

1. DUUDE YOU JUST STEPPED IN SPüEN!!!
2. I'm tired of cleaning all of this spüen up after my pet rabbit.

spüen by doug February 25, 2004

hodad 

A hoedad is a tool used to plant trees, and was adopted as the name of a collective group of tree planters based in Eugene, Oregon and who became influential in the West Coast counterculture.

I used to be a memeber of the hoedads, then I toured with a rock band, until I got my PhD in anthropology and two kids and a mortgage.

hodad by Doug February 22, 2004

hoedad 

A Hoedad is a tool used to plant trees. The Hoedads Cooperative was a unique social and political workforce whose members consciously or unconsciously partook in a restoration and healing of the northwest timber industry that too often was (and still is) motivated by greed instead of sustainable and sound practices.

When I was a hoedad my hands had thick callouses.

hoedad by Doug February 22, 2004

Zoomtard 

(n) A fast retard

Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest.

Zoomtard by Doug February 13, 2004