douchebag's definitions

D-Unit

In reference to a dick, also known as a penis.

Dude, what I wouldn't give to put my D-unit in her c-unt.

by Douchebag September 19, 2003

ed edd n eddy

Ed also has no chin...
Edd also has an enormous chin...
this is the funniest show on television as Ed is a moron...

Ed, Edd n Eddy is funny...they do the stupidest stuff ever...haha...

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003

Prelude

Being introduced in Japan in 1978, the Prelude shared the same drivetrain as the Accord, the Prelude has always been a two door, front wheel drive coupe. It had the CVCC Advanced Stratified Charge, In-line 4 cylinder SOHC engine, With 72hp @ 4500rpm and 4 wheel independent struts. Then in 1994, the Honda Prelude had a VTEC with 190hp @ 6800rpm.

Prelude's are nice.

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

Yokozuna

To jump ass first onto someone's face. Usually most successful if the person is asleep, as to take them by surprise, and get their face all nasty and smelly.

Penis:"Dude!!! Watch me yokozuna Vagina!!!"
Vagina:"Qffdnmmmphhhkpdh!!!"

by Douchebag February 25, 2003

uptard

Being uptarded. Haha. This means that one is a little more retarded than just a normal retard and thus achieving the status of "uptard."

People add words to the urbandictionary without defining them are uptards.

by Douchebag March 26, 2004