douchebag's definitions

Titan

Nissan's new full-size truck...with it's 5.6L V8, it produces 305 HP and 379 lb-ft of torque and a 9500 lb max towing capacity, also a 5-speed automatic(boo)...

Dude...Nissan Titan beats the new Dodge HEMI on the drag strip, including every other test on a truck...

Hell, even the Ford SVT F-150 Lightning would beat a HEMI...

by Douchebag February 5, 2004

queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003

streaker

Someone who goes running(usually in the night because they are pussily afraid of being seen) naked.

Douche:Look at the streaker!!!

by Douchebag February 5, 2004

pecker

A pecker is the end or tip of a penis.

Vagina:"Dude, Penis, your pecker is turning red!!!"
Penis:"I know, I'm blushing!!!"

by Douchebag March 2, 2003

Prelude

Being introduced in Japan in 1978, the Prelude shared the same drivetrain as the Accord, the Prelude has always been a two door, front wheel drive coupe. It had the CVCC Advanced Stratified Charge, In-line 4 cylinder SOHC engine, With 72hp @ 4500rpm and 4 wheel independent struts. Then in 1994, the Honda Prelude had a VTEC with 190hp @ 6800rpm.

Prelude's are nice.

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

urination porn

Urination porn is a type of pornography that usually features a woman standing up as the male fucks her and peeing on him or just plain peeing on him with no fucking or just plain peeing on noone.

"Hey, man, that's some nasty urination porn you've got there!!!

by Douchebag February 8, 2003