Definitions by doubleU
tonzi
A boring person to hang out with. A Not so good-looking person but be careful he might be your kryptonite. It has the word TON in it , thus becoming your kryptonzinyte
profile parking
When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.
profile parking by doubleu December 18, 2010
roachy roach
dude 1: wanna fish tonight?
dude 2: can't. no shrubbery
dude 1: well, i've got a couple roachy roaches we can smoke if you want
dude 2: can't. no shrubbery
dude 1: well, i've got a couple roachy roaches we can smoke if you want
roachy roach by doubleu February 11, 2009
horsehead pic
An unflattering picture of one's face achieved by taking a picture of yourself at arm's length. The effect is amplified in dark places like clubs, bars, etc. when the flash washes out your face.
Guy1: Is her nose really that big?
Guy2: Nah, her nose just looks like that cause it's a horsehead pic
Guy2: Nah, her nose just looks like that cause it's a horsehead pic
horsehead pic by doubleu February 5, 2009
fret lube
Fret lube is using the oil from your forehead or nose to lube up the buttons on a guitar hero/rock band guitar for faster playing.
Rock Band Player 1: Damn, I can't hit that green/red to blue/orange transition.
Rock Band Player 2: Dude, use some fret lube on that shit and shred it up!
Rock Band Player 2: Dude, use some fret lube on that shit and shred it up!