Definitions by doorknocking penis

Watching tv 

general for sexual activity, non specific

i wannna go watch sum tv 2nite

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tuning the tv

boy fingering the girl

dude, i tuned this chicks tv last night

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picking up the remote 

hand job

this girl picked up the remote last night

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Turning DOWN the volume

Guy going down on girl

i turned down the volume last night

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Turning UP the volume 

Girl giving head job to guy

this girl turned up the volume last night

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Jerry Springer 

Alias given to the guy when talking about sex

I fucked jerry springer last night

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Rikki Lake 

Alias given to girl when talking about sex

I fucked rikki lake last night

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