dookeyboy's definitions

museum

something human beings clearly saw at some point in time but is now extinct

Now museum, now you don't.

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

Palineptitude

A self-explanatory term that defines the style of government the world can expect should Sarah Palin ever become President of the United States.

Reporter with a spitting problem: "Preliminarily, pundits are predicting that the public's fear of Palineptitude is the primary predicament for the GOP, which is pondering pulling its support for a Sarah Palin presidential campaign and picking a more plausible puppet."

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

imbecivility

The false notion by imbecile politicians of restoration of civility in these politically turbulent times.

As defined on msnbc on "The Ed Show" by comedienne Lizz Winstead.

Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachman was on Faux News last night discussing the imbecivility the Republicans will bring to the U.S. House now that they control it.

by dookeyboy January 22, 2011

applology

1. The study of all things related to Apple, iPad, iPhone, iPod, Mac, etc. and the humble beginnings and future of the company, up to and including Steve Jobs' personal life.

2. The typical half-assed explanation and semi-remorseful corrective action proffered by Apple whenever one of its products has a less than stellar launch.

1. Dude, I'm taking Applology 101 at Kissass U this fall semester!

2. Dude, I appreciate Apple's applology and this nifty little $.59 case they provided for free so my iPhone 4.0 can finally get reception!

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

fuckin' genius

A really dumb, stupid, inept, and asinine person.

Jim: "What time is it, man?"

Billy: "Look at the watch on yer wrist, ya fuckin' genius."

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Governor Bambi

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, notorious for the deer-in-the-headlight type looks she gives when asked basic questions by the lame stream media and debate moderators.

See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Governor Bambi has gone into hiding ever since doe season started.

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010