dookeyboy's definitions
A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."
Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the Palinesemug. A dim-witted, wannabe fierce woman politician from Alaska who unjustifiably accuses the lame stream media of personal attacks against her "cubs," and thus feels the need to appear regularly on Faux News to protect them from any schizophrenically perceived gotcha journalism.
Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.
Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
Get the mama grizzlymug. a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
Get the telethonmug. by dookeyboy November 16, 2010
Get the paranormalmug. A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
by dookeyboy March 19, 2011
Get the scampedemug. Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
Get the should ofmug. The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"
by dookeyboy December 7, 2010
Get the Hugh Jidettemug.