86 this bitch

1. To dump a chick with whom you are fed up.

2. To leave a place or hangout (usually in a huff or quickly) because it's lame or has become tiresome.
1. Man, I'm sick her drama, yo! I'm 'bout to 86 this bitch when I talk to her ass again!

2. Marcus: "Man, da bouncer won't let me in da club 'cause he said my pants on da ground, yo!

Sean: "For realz, playa? That's whack! Let's 86 this bitch anyway, yo!"
by dookeyboy November 26, 2010
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toddler CEO

The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
by dookeyboy December 06, 2010
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Sankyville

A very large village whose occupants are all six feet under.
Billy: Man, I hear Uncle Ralph is really sick and might not make it much longer.

Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.
by dookeyboy November 23, 2010
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facebookistan

1. Headquarters of facebook, the Pseudo-Socialist Networking terrorists who are rumored to be plotting the takeover of the world. Currently located in Palo Alto but rumored to be moving to Menlo Park, CA in June 2011.
facebookistan is full of shady characters who are spying on and plotting against us with our own personal information.
by dookeyboy May 14, 2011
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Gorilla from Wasilla

Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.
I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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applology

1. The study of all things related to Apple, iPad, iPhone, iPod, Mac, etc. and the humble beginnings and future of the company, up to and including Steve Jobs' personal life.

2. The typical half-assed explanation and semi-remorseful corrective action proffered by Apple whenever one of its products has a less than stellar launch.
1. Dude, I'm taking Applology 101 at Kissass U this fall semester!

2. Dude, I appreciate Apple's applology and this nifty little $.59 case they provided for free so my iPhone 4.0 can finally get reception!
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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put some rims on this bitch

To hook your ride up with some tight-ass wheels.
Matt: "Yo, that new Caddy you got is a phat-ass ride, yo!"

Tony: "Thanks, man... all I gotta do now is put some rims on this bitch and it'll be completely off da chizain!"
by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
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