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The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"
by dookeyboy December 7, 2010
Get the Hugh Jidette mug.An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
by dookeyboy December 3, 2010
Get the funeral mug.Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
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Get the cholera mug.Acronym for "You're a fuckin' douchebag!"
Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
On facebook:
Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"
Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"
Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"
Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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Get the museum mug.The ongoing massive public dumping of sensitive diplomatic cables online by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that continues to embarrass the U.S. State Department.
A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
Julian Assange awaits extradition from Britain to Sweden on trumped up rape charges, but everyone knows he's really a victim of international political intrigue regarding his roll in Cablegate.
by dookeyboy December 8, 2010
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