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A self-explanatory term that defines the style of government the world can expect should Sarah Palin ever become President of the United States.
Reporter with a spitting problem: "Preliminarily, pundits are predicting that the public's fear of Palineptitude is the primary predicament for the GOP, which is pondering pulling its support for a Sarah Palin presidential campaign and picking a more plausible puppet."
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
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As defined on msnbc on "The Ed Show" by comedienne Lizz Winstead.
As defined on msnbc on "The Ed Show" by comedienne Lizz Winstead.
Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachman was on Faux News last night discussing the imbecivility the Republicans will bring to the U.S. House now that they control it.
by dookeyboy January 22, 2011
Get the imbecivility mug.Man, you see Marcus on da news in his drawlz wit' his house on fire?! I told him if he got caught creepin' that his lady would gas and match his shit, and sure enough I was right!
by dookeyboy November 23, 2010
Get the gas and match mug.In the book of Tea Bag of the Neocon bible, the coming totalitarianistic ruler expected to usher in the New World Order, thereby ridding the earth of gotcha journalism and all liberals.
Suspected to have already appeared on Faux News numerous times while awaiting the prophesied time to reveal itself completely.
See also Mooselini, Caribou Barbie, mama grizzly, and Gorilla from Wasilla.
Suspected to have already appeared on Faux News numerous times while awaiting the prophesied time to reveal itself completely.
See also Mooselini, Caribou Barbie, mama grizzly, and Gorilla from Wasilla.
Yup... earthquakes, famine, floods, implant chips... all the signs point to the revelation of Wasillabeast any time now.
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
Get the Wasillabeast mug.1. Any tall, delicious, ice-cold refreshing drink.
2. A consolation drink offered to a pissed-off person to pacify them quickly.
3. A drink purchased by a geek at a convention of nerds or any other lame place where wannabes hang out.
2. A consolation drink offered to a pissed-off person to pacify them quickly.
3. A drink purchased by a geek at a convention of nerds or any other lame place where wannabes hang out.
1. It's so hot outside I'm gonna go chill out at the diner for awhile and get myself a frosty beverage!
2. Sir, I'm so sorry the chef neglected to wash his hands after he went to the bathroom. May I offer you a frosty beverage while we await your complimentary meal?
3. In Steve Erkel voice: "Guys, I'm thirsty after checking out all the awesome European beatles on display here at Bug Fest 2011, so I think I shall partake in a brief respite and purchase myself a frosty beverage!"
2. Sir, I'm so sorry the chef neglected to wash his hands after he went to the bathroom. May I offer you a frosty beverage while we await your complimentary meal?
3. In Steve Erkel voice: "Guys, I'm thirsty after checking out all the awesome European beatles on display here at Bug Fest 2011, so I think I shall partake in a brief respite and purchase myself a frosty beverage!"
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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Get the main menu mug.Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."
Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."
Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
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