dookeyboy's definitions

gas and match

to burn someone's possessions, usually out of anger or spite

Man, you see Marcus on da news in his drawlz wit' his house on fire?! I told him if he got caught creepin' that his lady would gas and match his shit, and sure enough I was right!

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

Mooselini

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.

Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

should of

Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.

I should of paid attention in high school English class so my participles wouldn't be dangling.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

Hugh Jidette

The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.

As seen on TV commercials and facebook.

Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"

by dookeyboy December 7, 2010

funeral

An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.

Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.

Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!

Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!

by dookeyboy December 3, 2010

WannaBePresidentVille

A typically delusional state of mind of wannabe politicians who wish to test the waters and gauge a run for President of the United States.

While in this realm these folks typically make frequent trips to early primary/caucus states such as Iowa and New Hampshire, and appear frequently on the glass house Faux News network to espouse their beliefs and cast stones at the current Administration.

Most of Sarah Palin's supporters rode in a crusty old yellow cheese bus to her last political rally in WannaBePresidentVille.

by dookeyboy January 21, 2011

cholera

a serious disease characterized by female name calling that often leads to fisticuffs

She decked you?! Well, what did you expect her to do after you cholera bitch?!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010