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Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.
See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the Mooselini mug.Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.
Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the don't touch my junk mug.Katie Couric: "Governor Palin, do you even know where Russia is on a map?"
Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"
Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"
Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "W-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "W-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
On facebook: "Hey fb fam, went to Best Buy on Black Friday and was waiting 45 seconds for some dude to pull out of a parking spot when some rich asshole pulled his Bimmer in before me. WAFD!"
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
On facebook:
Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"
Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"
Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"
Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
Get the YAFD mug.1. The study of all things related to Apple, iPad, iPhone, iPod, Mac, etc. and the humble beginnings and future of the company, up to and including Steve Jobs' personal life.
2. The typical half-assed explanation and semi-remorseful corrective action proffered by Apple whenever one of its products has a less than stellar launch.
2. The typical half-assed explanation and semi-remorseful corrective action proffered by Apple whenever one of its products has a less than stellar launch.
1. Dude, I'm taking Applology 101 at Kissass U this fall semester!
2. Dude, I appreciate Apple's applology and this nifty little $.59 case they provided for free so my iPhone 4.0 can finally get reception!
2. Dude, I appreciate Apple's applology and this nifty little $.59 case they provided for free so my iPhone 4.0 can finally get reception!
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
Get the applology mug.1. Any tall, delicious, ice-cold refreshing drink.
2. A consolation drink offered to a pissed-off person to pacify them quickly.
3. A drink purchased by a geek at a convention of nerds or any other lame place where wannabes hang out.
2. A consolation drink offered to a pissed-off person to pacify them quickly.
3. A drink purchased by a geek at a convention of nerds or any other lame place where wannabes hang out.
1. It's so hot outside I'm gonna go chill out at the diner for awhile and get myself a frosty beverage!
2. Sir, I'm so sorry the chef neglected to wash his hands after he went to the bathroom. May I offer you a frosty beverage while we await your complimentary meal?
3. In Steve Erkel voice: "Guys, I'm thirsty after checking out all the awesome European beatles on display here at Bug Fest 2011, so I think I shall partake in a brief respite and purchase myself a frosty beverage!"
2. Sir, I'm so sorry the chef neglected to wash his hands after he went to the bathroom. May I offer you a frosty beverage while we await your complimentary meal?
3. In Steve Erkel voice: "Guys, I'm thirsty after checking out all the awesome European beatles on display here at Bug Fest 2011, so I think I shall partake in a brief respite and purchase myself a frosty beverage!"
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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