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Katie Couric: "Governor Palin, do you even know where Russia is on a map?"
Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"
Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"
Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the Palinography mug.Dude, I don't watch Faux News much anymore cause every single night it's nothing but one big Palinoscopy.
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
Get the Palinoscopy mug.A bunch of nasty little foods on platters at a social event. Often they are the only meal served during the entire event because the hosts are too cheap to provide a main course.
Pronounced: or-DERVS
Pronounced: or-DERVS
Dude, they found maggots in the hors d'oeuvres at the company party, so nobody had anything to eat the entire evening.
by dookeyboy November 28, 2010
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Mark: "Yeah, that was crazy! Did you see how many chicks were surrounding him at the club last Friday?!"
Matt: "I know, right?! Homeboy is a total Beast and a Pimp! He's a straight up Bimp!"
Mark: "Yeah, that was crazy! Did you see how many chicks were surrounding him at the club last Friday?!"
Matt: "I know, right?! Homeboy is a total Beast and a Pimp! He's a straight up Bimp!"
by dookeyboy December 10, 2010
Get the Bimp mug.The ongoing massive public dumping of sensitive diplomatic cables online by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that continues to embarrass the U.S. State Department.
A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
Julian Assange awaits extradition from Britain to Sweden on trumped up rape charges, but everyone knows he's really a victim of international political intrigue regarding his roll in Cablegate.
by dookeyboy December 8, 2010
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See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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Reporter with a spitting problem: "Preliminarily, pundits are predicting that the public's fear of Palineptitude is the primary predicament for the GOP, which is pondering pulling its support for a Sarah Palin presidential campaign and picking a more plausible puppet."
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
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