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Cablegate

The ongoing massive public dumping of sensitive diplomatic cables online by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that continues to embarrass the U.S. State Department.

A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
Julian Assange awaits extradition from Britain to Sweden on trumped up rape charges, but everyone knows he's really a victim of international political intrigue regarding his roll in Cablegate.
by dookeyboy December 8, 2010
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Palinography

Sarah Palin's rudimentary knowledge of world geography
Katie Couric: "Governor Palin, do you even know where Russia is on a map?"

Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"

Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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Bimp

An athletic BEAST combined with being the ultimate PIMP, as coined by 2 certain 10-year old boys.
Matt: "Dude, did you see Browns RB Peyton Hillis jump over that dude in mid-field last Sunday?"

Mark: "Yeah, that was crazy! Did you see how many chicks were surrounding him at the club last Friday?!"

Matt: "I know, right?! Homeboy is a total Beast and a Pimp! He's a straight up Bimp!"
by dookeyboy December 10, 2010
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Palinoscopy

a verbal ass-reaming by Sarah Palin against the lame stream media and gotcha journalism
Dude, I don't watch Faux News much anymore cause every single night it's nothing but one big Palinoscopy.
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
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WannaBePresidentVille

A typically delusional state of mind of wannabe politicians who wish to test the waters and gauge a run for President of the United States.

While in this realm these folks typically make frequent trips to early primary/caucus states such as Iowa and New Hampshire, and appear frequently on the glass house Faux News network to espouse their beliefs and cast stones at the current Administration.
Most of Sarah Palin's supporters rode in a crusty old yellow cheese bus to her last political rally in WannaBePresidentVille.
by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
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YAFD

Acronym for "You're a fuckin' douchebag!"

Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
On facebook:

Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"

Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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cholera

a serious disease characterized by female name calling that often leads to fisticuffs
She decked you?! Well, what did you expect her to do after you cholera bitch?!
by dookeyboy November 16, 2010
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