dookeyboy's definitions

thundersnow

A freak type of snow storm that is accompanied by startlingly loud-ass thunder and lightning even though no rain is present.

Although not common, the phenomenon typically happens in the winter months around the Great Lakes areas of the U.S. and Canada.

The Weather Channel reporter almost shit himself when he was reporting in Chicago during a super thundersnow storm!

by dookeyboy February 22, 2011

food stamps

A plastic credit card issued by most states to enable ostensibly poor people to buy cigarettes, beer, tabloids, potato chips, and lottery tickets. Often sold and traded on the black market for drugs, drug paraphernalia, and sex.

My mother hit the daily number for $500 with a lottery ticket she bought using food stamps.

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

Palinoscopy

a verbal ass-reaming by Sarah Palin against the lame stream media and gotcha journalism

Dude, I don't watch Faux News much anymore cause every single night it's nothing but one big Palinoscopy.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

Bimp

An athletic BEAST combined with being the ultimate PIMP, as coined by 2 certain 10-year old boys.

Matt: "Dude, did you see Browns RB Peyton Hillis jump over that dude in mid-field last Sunday?"

Mark: "Yeah, that was crazy! Did you see how many chicks were surrounding him at the club last Friday?!"

Matt: "I know, right?! Homeboy is a total Beast and a Pimp! He's a straight up Bimp!"

by dookeyboy December 10, 2010

hors d'oeuvres

A bunch of nasty little foods on platters at a social event. Often they are the only meal served during the entire event because the hosts are too cheap to provide a main course.

Pronounced: or-DERVS

Dude, they found maggots in the hors d'oeuvres at the company party, so nobody had anything to eat the entire evening.

by dookeyboy November 28, 2010

Palinography

Sarah Palin's rudimentary knowledge of world geography

Katie Couric: "Governor Palin, do you even know where Russia is on a map?"

Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"

Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Palinese

A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."

Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)

If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010