Definitions by don

nlm 

Keystroke pictogram for giving someone the middle finger. Also acceptable is the nlm mln (two hander), as well as the added thumb version ( \nlm mln/ ).

Hey Jeremy, nlm ya lick knob!

nlm by Don December 3, 2003

Turd Honking for the Right of Way 

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

Turd Honking for the Right of Way by Don December 1, 2003

Pushing Cotton 

Needing to go number 2

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."

Pushing Cotton by Don November 30, 2003

blood_stained_II 

fucking prick asshole

you dirty "blood_stained_II"

blood_stained_II by Don November 30, 2003

Spedulance 

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.

Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.

Spedulance by Don November 21, 2003

new york

A state where 98% of its area gets a bad rap from 2%. There's a helluva lot more to New York than the City.

I'm from Upstate New York.

new york by Don October 26, 2003

dry docker

to rid a toilet of it flushing water and then to deficate in to the toilet, thus a dry docker

I went to wal mart and gave them a dry docker, it was hilarious.

dry docker by Don September 27, 2003