don's definitions

muff

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

by don June 16, 2003

liberal

A conservative who has not been mugged yet.

He wont be liberal after he gets his ass kicked by a loose druggie.

by don February 19, 2007

GTO

ahhh, the muscle car. Standing for gran turismo omologato, or nick-name GAS-TIRES-OIL., on account of your gonna need alot of all 3 when you drive it. Whatever you wanna call it, it was named after the ferrari 250 of the same badge. Appearing in 1964 as a high-end package on the tempest, it was the first muscle car, not mustang. If you look at mustang , those people try to say that it was the first. Anyway, in late '63, John DeLorean got to work, he dropped a 389 in a tempest to give it 325 hp, dual exhausts,AFB 4-barrel carb, 3.23 final drive and tons of GTO badges. Yes it got bigger, to 400 CI, but after '72, more fuel effecient cars were gaining popularity. In '74, it was discontinued. But in 04, america got to see the new GTO, true to its roots, 400 hp and rear wheel drive.

all you have to do is drive it, i couldn't explain it.

by don July 31, 2005

baloney

Baloney. A key component in the game, Hide the Baloney. The game is played by a man and a woman in which they try to find places to hide the baloney.

"Lets play hide the baloney!"

by Don August 6, 2004

funnel

the opposie of pear someone with much larger upper body than lower body, may have turkey legs

sam you are such a funnel, your leg remind me of a turkey

by don May 31, 2004

Short Man's Syndrome

A demeaning phrases to explain the
everyday behaviour or reactions of a
shorter man. This circular definition
is very much like the black man's
supposed "chip on the shoulder," or a
female's "penis envy".

It is a device to excuse discrimination
by blaming the recipient of that
discrimination.

Redneck 1: "Hey, that guy got angry when I ridiculed him for being short."

Redneck 2: "He did? I guess that must be short man's syndrome."

by don April 30, 2004

Retard

1. Slang, N; Mentally retarted person.
2. Slang, N; Stupid Person
3. Verb; Resistant to outside influences or substances.

1. "Look at all the retards'
"My brother is a retard"

2. "Bobby is such a retard"
"Only retards each boogers"

3. "Retard the flames with your urine, Retard"

by Don August 5, 2004