don'tWaitUp's definitions

hot puss

Female condition of being horny; needing to get laid.

She's got hot puss tonight, so expect to see her out at the bars.

by don'tWaitUp June 21, 2010

kinkmaestress

A chick who knows all the tricks in the book, and is not afraid to dress the part.

I had no idea my co-worker was such a kinkmaestress until she met me at the club all decked out like a ho and then took me home for a night I'll never forget.

by don'tWaitUp August 10, 2010

maintenance sex

Casual sex that holds you over between long-term partners.

Shaun was kind of a tool, but he provided me with great maintenance sex before I met Josh.

by don'tWaitUp June 14, 2010

super-bats

Ultra insane; way off the charts as far as normal behavior goes.

He was so super-bats from consistent drug use that his stage performances became increasingly bizarre.

by don'tWaitUp July 5, 2010

moonlighting

Seeing someone else on the side while you're in a long-term relationship.

I was moonlighting with Dave during the first six months that I was seeing Greg.

by don'tWaitUp June 5, 2010

green handshake

Slipping a bouncer cash so you can get into the club faster.

The line was wrapped around the building, so I gave the guy at the door the green handshake, and we got in just a few minutes later.

by don'tWaitUp June 5, 2010

sale angel

Along the same lines as a parking angel - having uncanny luck with finding items on sale while out shopping.

When I noticed that both bottles of wine I wanted were marked down, I knew my sale angel was definitely working her magic.

by don'tWaitUp July 11, 2010