doc Johnson's definitions

bwigga

Confusing one this -

A suburban black guy who hangs around with, and acts, dresses etc. like suburban white guys who want to be urban black guys.

A black wigga wigger wiggah

You probably know one.

by Doc Johnson February 3, 2005

thick

In English english, stupid, not very bright.

George Bush Jnr (shrub) gives the distinct impression that he's a bit THICK
THICK as pie meat.
THICK as Pigshit
THICK as Monkey spunk etc

by doc Johnson October 16, 2003

racism

The perfectly reasonable human self defence instinct to want to live amongst other people whose value systems, culture, religion, physical characteristics, sense of community and language are similar to one's own.

Why do ghettos form?

See above.

Why do countries evolve?

See above.

by Doc Johnson January 12, 2005

rugby

Not(contrary to popular belief) a contact sport-

A FUCKIN' COLLISION SPORT!!

A game for Piano-Lifters AND Piano Players - can you think of any other sport that can say that?

by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004

Neetha

Half-Caste by race.

Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage

From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'

Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).

Halle Berry is African-American?

Bullshit mate, she's a 'neetha' at best.

by Doc Johnson April 11, 2005

Zero

The number of REAL (Not Hollywood)American servicemen who actually escaped from an axis prisoner of war camp during WW2 (1939-1945) Not 1942-1945.

William "never happened" Holden in Bridge over the River Quai.

by Doc Johnson December 27, 2003

Paki Chan

A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.

Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:

"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"

"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."

by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009