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by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004
Get the rugby mug.In sales-related industries, Nothing, zero, nil.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.
It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.
It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
Frank; "Done any deals yet this week?"
Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
by Doc Johnson December 9, 2004
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Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage
From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'
Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).
Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage
From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'
Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).
by Doc Johnson April 11, 2005
Get the Neetha mug.George Bush Jnr (shrub) gives the distinct impression that he's a bit THICK
THICK as pie meat.
THICK as Pigshit
THICK as Monkey spunk etc
THICK as pie meat.
THICK as Pigshit
THICK as Monkey spunk etc
by doc Johnson October 16, 2003
Get the thick mug.A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.
Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009
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by Doc Johnson December 27, 2003
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The perfect religion for gullible yanks.
Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.
Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.
by Doc Johnson February 7, 2004
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