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Crunchy Frogs

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One of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a Monty Python sketch about a dubious candymaker. Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.

The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.

Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.
Cleese: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frogs'.
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
by Doc Evil July 28, 2008
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Hulk out

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Whie originating with Marvel Comics loveable monster The Incredible Hulk, the term can also be universally applied to almost any character who undergoes a transformation that drastically upgrades his size, power and level of mass. Often, but not always, accompanied by damage to their clothing or an increased level of musculature. But a straight increase in overall body growth without any added muscle, or a sudden increase in various physical attributes such a womans breast size can also be considered "Hulking out".
When exposed to a full moon, a Saiyan who still retains his/her tail will often HULK OUT into a giant, out of control primate.
by Doc Evil May 13, 2005
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Redshirtted

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A way to refer to someone getting screwed over by getting an unpleasant task or sheer bad luck.

Coined from the security guards from the original "STAR TREK" because they always got killed on assingment.
"Roger just got totally redshirted. He's gotta clean up the bathroom that the toilet backed up in"
by Doc Evil March 12, 2005
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repubican

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Mispelling of REPUBLICAN. A cheap stab usually made by dimwits with minimal levels of literacy who allow the heavily biased media and Hollywood elite to dictate to them what they shoould think.

Sad, really.
"duuuhhh.. Micheal Moore says Repubicans are bad. Im going to beleive him without geting the facts to decide for myself because celebrities always know better than I do, even when the facts contradict them. Ooh! A shiny object! Dur hur hur!!!"
by Doc Evil November 3, 2003
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