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Nat

a fine dime brizzle livin' in h-town but pimps internationally.
she's my Nat, and i think i'm in love wit her..
by Doc January 16, 2005
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www

not a useless abbreviation for World Wide Web as WWW is faster to type than World Wide Web.
1 www.fuck.com

2 Worldwideweb.fuck.com

Which would you choose?
by doc February 20, 2004
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Hummer

When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.
"Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a hummer."
by Doc December 12, 2002
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nizzle

niggah; friend etc
Background: Originated as a resulted a random telephone call recording of inmates by prisons. Nonsnesical addition of -izzle to make any recorded statements unusable in court, because the words don't actually exist. Popularized by Snoop-Dog
Example: Sho I kizzled that bizzle...you know yo nizzle did dat shizzle.
"Sure I killed that bitch..."
by doc May 28, 2004
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Top Shelf

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.
1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.

2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.

3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
by Doc September 28, 2003
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McFly

Originally used in Back to the Future movies and now pertains to three male hookers: Jason the American bitch, Jonas the Swedish pimp, and Russell aka pooh pants
Hey, McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!

McFly, why don't you make like a tree and leave!

McFly! I thought I told you...oh wrong room!

121 giga watts! 88 miles per hour!
by Doc April 17, 2004
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Picker

An earlybird who hunt swap meets, estate sales, thrift stores, etc and scoops up the good deals - often for resale in antique shops or on ebay.
'Ole Craig has been a picker for eighteen years and he's still looking for a ten-dollar original Van Gogh!
by Doc July 29, 2004
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