djslut's definitions

Springsteen Split

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans

"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"

by djslut September 28, 2005

pdrunk

punk and drunk. To get wasted on cheap beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon and proceed to smash things and get into fights with other pdrunks

The skinheads were so pdrunk they all beat the crap out of each other while The Expolited's "Sex and Violence" blared on the Jukebox

by djslut September 28, 2005

i said damn

An exclamation, often used to follow up a particularly ubelievable statement

"Your granny called you a bitch?! I said DAMN!"

by djslut September 23, 2005

coke nostril

The obvious exaggerated size of either the left or right nostril over the other due to excessive and prolonged cocaine abuse

"Damn, check out Paris Hilton's huge coke nostril!"

by djslut September 20, 2005

jersey rocker

a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split

"That dude with the bleached mane, acid-wash jeans and White Lion T-shirt is a total Jersey rocker"

by djslut September 20, 2005

fetish model

A bondage/SM porn actor/actress who thinks that by calling themselves a "model" it makes what they do "art" and not jack-off material

That slut calls herself a fetish model when all she is a two bit whore who sucks cocks for cash

by djslut September 20, 2005

cockthruster

To replace children's films in a neighborhood videostore with porno movies

The local PTA are going to freak out when they discover we cockthrustered all the Barney and Teletubbie videos at Hollywood Video

by djslut September 20, 2005