djslut's definitions

fucking

A small town in Austria. No really, look it up on a map.
English-speaking visitors are routinely arrested for stealing the town's signs. See Windpassing

I had to drive all the way to Austria to see my Fucking friends.

by djslut December 28, 2005

westwood

waking up with an erection that you've slept on such that it's crooked and points to the west

my dong hurt from the westwood in my pyjamas this morning

by djslut July 20, 2008

cockthruster

To replace children's films in a neighborhood videostore with porno movies

The local PTA are going to freak out when they discover we cockthrustered all the Barney and Teletubbie videos at Hollywood Video

by djslut September 20, 2005

fetish model

A bondage/SM porn actor/actress who thinks that by calling themselves a "model" it makes what they do "art" and not jack-off material

That slut calls herself a fetish model when all she is a two bit whore who sucks cocks for cash

by djslut September 20, 2005

Springsteen split

The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch

That Bon Jovi fan was sportin' the Springsteen split.

by djslut October 1, 2005

chin bumpers

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.

My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour

by djslut September 20, 2005

peach pit

the clitoris, part of the female genitalia

As I went down on her, I tickled her peach pit with my tongue

by djslut October 1, 2005