jersey rocker

a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split

"That dude with the bleached mane, acid-wash jeans and White Lion T-shirt is a total Jersey rocker"

by djslut September 20, 2005

churning crotch butter

Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often

by djslut September 20, 2005

peach pit

the clitoris, part of the female genitalia

As I went down on her, I tickled her peach pit with my tongue

by djslut October 01, 2005

chin bumpers

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.

My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour

by djslut September 20, 2005

pdrunk

punk and drunk. To get wasted on cheap beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon and proceed to smash things and get into fights with other pdrunks

The skinheads were so pdrunk they all beat the crap out of each other while The Expolited's "Sex and Violence" blared on the Jukebox

by djslut September 28, 2005

fetish model

A bondage/SM porn actor/actress who thinks that by calling themselves a "model" it makes what they do "art" and not jack-off material

That slut calls herself a fetish model when all she is a two bit whore who sucks cocks for cash

by djslut September 20, 2005

carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina

1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway

by djslut September 20, 2005