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i said damn

An exclamation, often used to follow up a particularly ubelievable statement
"Your granny called you a bitch?! I said DAMN!"
by djslut September 23, 2005
mugGet the i said damnmug.

jersey rocker

a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split
"That dude with the bleached mane, acid-wash jeans and White Lion T-shirt is a total Jersey rocker"
by djslut September 20, 2005
mugGet the jersey rockermug.

fucking

A small town in Austria. No really, look it up on a map.
English-speaking visitors are routinely arrested for stealing the town's signs. See Windpassing
I had to drive all the way to Austria to see my Fucking friends.
by djslut December 28, 2005
mugGet the fuckingmug.

carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina
1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway
by djslut September 20, 2005
mugGet the carpet pythonmug.

churning crotch butter

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often
by djslut September 20, 2005
mugGet the churning crotch buttermug.

coke nostril

The obvious exaggerated size of either the left or right nostril over the other due to excessive and prolonged cocaine abuse
"Damn, check out Paris Hilton's huge coke nostril!"
by djslut September 20, 2005
mugGet the coke nostrilmug.

pdrunk

punk and drunk. To get wasted on cheap beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon and proceed to smash things and get into fights with other pdrunks
The skinheads were so pdrunk they all beat the crap out of each other while The Expolited's "Sex and Violence" blared on the Jukebox
by djslut September 28, 2005
mugGet the pdrunkmug.

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