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by djslut September 23, 2005

a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split
by djslut September 20, 2005

A small town in Austria. No really, look it up on a map.
English-speaking visitors are routinely arrested for stealing the town's signs. See Windpassing
English-speaking visitors are routinely arrested for stealing the town's signs. See Windpassing
by djslut December 28, 2005

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet
2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina
2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina
1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium
2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway
2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway
by djslut September 20, 2005

by djslut September 20, 2005

The obvious exaggerated size of either the left or right nostril over the other due to excessive and prolonged cocaine abuse
by djslut September 20, 2005

punk and drunk. To get wasted on cheap beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon and proceed to smash things and get into fights with other pdrunks
The skinheads were so pdrunk they all beat the crap out of each other while The Expolited's "Sex and Violence" blared on the Jukebox
by djslut September 28, 2005
