fucking

A small town in Austria. No really, look it up on a map.
English-speaking visitors are routinely arrested for stealing the town's signs. See Windpassing

I had to drive all the way to Austria to see my Fucking friends.

by djslut December 28, 2005

Springsteen Split

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans

"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"

by djslut September 28, 2005

Windpassing

A small town in Austria. Not nearly as funny as Fucking (yet another ill-named Austrian village) but close.

He tried not to pass wind, as the wind passed through Windpassing.

by djslut October 01, 2005

Springsteen split

The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch

That Bon Jovi fan was sportin' the Springsteen split.

by djslut October 01, 2005