Definitions by djslut

churning crotch butter 

Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often

churning crotch butter by djslut September 20, 2005

ballwalk 

to walk around a public area with your testicles hanging out of your fly

I wanted to ballwalk across the sorority house lawn and scare away all the pledges

ballwalk by djslut September 20, 2005

carpet python 

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina

1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway

carpet python by djslut September 20, 2005

chin bumpers 

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.

My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour

chin bumpers by djslut September 20, 2005