dj mbm 's definitions

Oprah

The world's richest sista.

Ya know, I could do an Oprah and give you a car.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

Pussycat Dolls

Former strippers who decided to form a girl group with formula hip-pop songs about boinkin' dudes, and who also decided to give Nicole Scherzinger's career more oxygen. Also the creators of two pointless reality shows.

The Pussycat Dolls are nothin' but glamorized video hos.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Zac]

Slang for a gay guy, usually Jewish, who is a musical theater groupie.

She's not actually dating that Zac for obvious reasons...

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

Mariah Carey

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is #1 again, yawn.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

Paris Hilton

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Paris Hilton]

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

[Judy Garland]

the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.

Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008