dj mbm's definitions

Joan Rivers

An old woman who's had too much plastic surgery and who aways says "can we talk"?

That new face on Joan Rivers looks like she just came out of a wind tunnel.

by dj mbm March 14, 2009

[Marilyn Monroe]

Who every blonde chick thinks she is.

"Does this make me look enough like Marilyn Monroe?"

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

[Doris Day]

girl who is goody-two shoes, always does right.

"Why is she on everybody's good side, Doris Day is always getting props from the authority".

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

[Mariah Carey]

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is number 1 on the charts again, yawn.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

[Judy Garland]

the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.

Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

[Diana Ross]

1) former lead singer of the Supremes who booted out all of the members and started her lame ass solo career and thinks she's better than everyone. 'Miss Ross' ain't da boss.
2) high maintenance chick

Bitch really thinks she's somethin', actin' like Diana Ross on tour with all her crazy-ass demands.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

[Zac Efron]

Pretyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.

He really must be into himself, he thinks he's Zac Efron's his boyfriend.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008