dj mbm's definitions

Mariah Carey

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is #1 again, yawn.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Paris Hilton]

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

Marilyn Monroe

whom every white girl thinks she is

Girl: "Does this make me look enough like Marilyn Monroe?"

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Wizard of Oz]

classic movie from the 1930s starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, rubber-legged Ray Bolger as the Scarecrow, radio star Jack Haley as the horny Tin Man and Bert Lahr as the flamboyant Lion. Loved by gays and by stoners.

Hey, where's that pot and my copy of "Dark Side of the Moon"? Maybe I could sync that up to Wizard of Oz and get high...

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

Zac Efron

Prettyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.

Those twinks could easily enter the Zac Efron lookalike contest.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

Wizard of Oz

classic movie from the 1930s starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, rubber-legged Ray Bolger as the Scarecrow, radio star Jack Haley as the horny Tin Man and Bert Lahr as the flamboyant Lion. Loved by gays and by stoners.

Hey, where's that pot and my copy of "Dark Side of the Moon"? Maybe I could sync that up to Wizard of Oz and get high...

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Hannah Montana]

Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.

Hannah Montana can march her white trash ass right back to where she came from...

by dj mbm August 10, 2008