dj mbm's definitions

[Pussycat Dolls]

Former strippers who decided to form a girl group with formula hip-pop songs about boinkin' dudes, and who also decided to give Nicole Scherzinger's career more oxygen. Also the creators of two pointless reality shows.

If you decide to become the next member of the Pussycat Dolls, you have video ho written all over you.

by dj mbm June 24, 2008

[Marilyn Monroe]

Who every blonde chick thinks she is.

"Does this make me look enough like Marilyn Monroe?"

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

Judy Garland

the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.

Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Hannah Montana]

Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.

Hannah Montana can march her white trash ass right back to where she came from...

by dj mbm August 10, 2008

Diana Ross

former lead singer of the Supremes who booted out all of the members and started her lame ass solo career and thinks she's better than everyone. 'Miss Ross' ain't da boss.

Bitch really thinks she's somethin', actin' like Diana Ross on tour with all her crazy-ass demands.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Marilyn]

1) in reference to Marilyn Monroe, one of the hottest women ever to walk the earth.

2) whom every white girl wants to be like/a girl who sleeps around.

You probably have heard she slept with all the politicians in town, she's a Marilyn.

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

[Lil Kim]

Midget female rapper who spits out rhymes about sex and nothin' but.

Lil Kim keeps tellin' about how she's a jump-off, but tell that to Biggie (oh wait he's dead).

by dj mbm June 23, 2008