fishing

A sport which involves catching fish with a fishing rod, you sit and wait until a stupid unsuspecting fish bites onto your bait, then you reel him in and most likey cut him open and fillet his ass.

fishing is a fucking boring yet relaxing sport.
fish are tasty.

by diseased sheep July 09, 2006

get naked

To remove all your articles of clothing so you are left standing in your birthday suit.

Yesterday it was Alex's first time trying mushrooms, he was messed up and thought it would be funny to get naked.

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

jiffy-pop

pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.

Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"

Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"

Junior: "Ah dang!"

by diseased sheep July 08, 2006

chicken noodle soup

false advertising.
the noodles are not made of chicken.

lipton chicken noodle soup is tasty!

by diseased sheep June 24, 2006

catholic

a religeon were everything is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i have to take a SHIT!!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but you know that now i got a new catholic boyfriend, everythign is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that, im going in!!!"
Boyfriend: "Boy, your goin straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep July 20, 2008

burnout

what happens after you smoke weed, you become very tired and dont feel like doing anything besides melting into the couch and eating chips.

after that sesh yesterday i was in burnout for like 3 hours, then i fell asleep.

by diseased sheep May 21, 2006

parents

the people who made you, you may like of dislike them. they are constantly annoying and almost always embarassing you. they are nazis who it is impossible to argue with even if their wrong and they know it, becasue they can just "It's over!!" and if you continue with the argument theres consequences, such as grounding or suspended alouence. they can never see anything from your point of view, and for some reason we have to ask them if were "allowed" to do something or get something. they control our lives.

Parents are the contorlers of our lives.

by diseased sheep July 08, 2006