Definitions by disco stu
memogate
The scandal in which liberal-biased CBS newsanchor Dan Rather aired on his 60 Minutes program documents that supposedly showed that George W. Bush received favorable treatment during his service as a national guardsman. The documents were later shown to be false. As a result, Rather's career has gone down the toilet, and he is resigning and stepping down from CBS Nightly News, effective as of March 2005.
Roswell
1. An incident in New Mexico in 1947 that was supposedly wreckage from a crashed flying saucer. Later explained by the government to be a weather balloon, the Roswell incident has become a holy grail of sorts for conspiracy theories and ufologists. In the 70s, "evidence" surfaced that there were bodies recovered, even though witnesses to the original incident made no mention of bodies.
2. A really bad WB show about alien teenagers, and their efforts to fit in with the typical, immature high school community.
2. A really bad WB show about alien teenagers, and their efforts to fit in with the typical, immature high school community.
guy next door
A guy known for his kind, sensitive, caring personality rather than his good looks and charm. Usually a bit of a geek or nerd, the guy next door is the guy who is a really good friend to girls, but who never gets a romantic relationship with said "girl friends". Usually is very shy and reserved.
1. He's kind of the guy next door; he's a great friend, but I just can't picture something happening with us.
2. Me.
2. Me.
guy next door by Disco Stu December 8, 2004
Monkey-Genius
A special operations monkey, trained in the arts of war, an expert in the use of rifles and assasinations
"Damn, that Monkey-Genius just wiped out our whole squad"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"
Monkey-Genius by Disco Stu April 10, 2004
Schlarper
An incredibly undesirable female.