dirty sanchez's definitions

burrito

Definitively not the kind of shitty food Taco Bell sells and people thinks that's mexican food

John: Damn!! I just saw some big piece of shit on the table!!!
Dave: Dude...That was my Taco Bell burrito

by dirty sanchez January 13, 2005

Chode

A penis that is exremely short and humungusly wide, in otehr words a 2x6

Tyler Burke had a huge hairy meaty CHODE and Tom Dunn likes to lick it and smack his genitalia against it during intercoucre while Blake laughs and shoots them with pellet guns, all the while Ms. V looks at tehm with her eyes on her backside hairs.

by Dirty Sanchez February 18, 2003

joo

A conniving Israelite.

What's with the late pay? Damn that joo Squintz.

by dirty sanchez February 3, 2005

Yea, whateva

What you say when the man is razzin' you.

"hey aren't you that du-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"aww!"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey punk"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey i thought i told yo-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

by dirty sanchez May 7, 2003

Choco Taco

It's when someone takes a crap on a girls Cooch then eats her out.

Mah Bitch Goes crazy for the Choco Taco

by Dirty Sanchez October 13, 2003

koelnisch wasser

The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.

The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...

by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004

Double Anal

To take two penises in your ass. LikeAnal but more painful. occasional seen in porn. Half of a DVDA....

"Wow check out that slut she's takin a double anal"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003