54 definitions by dirty sanchez

Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

by dirty sanchez August 2, 2003

koelnisch wasser

The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.

The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...

by dirty sanchez June 29, 2004

Bazard

A type of small cherry tree.

"The last time I played Scrabble I threw down the word bazard."

by dirty sanchez August 2, 2003

fullins

The process where one person gives a handjob to another person with one hand, and fists said person's colon with the other.

Man I sure was bloody after that fullins!

Cordy can you come give me a fullins?

Jon you gave the most horrible fullins I've ever had.

by dirty sanchez April 5, 2004

slimy sally

A fat ugly girl whom is jizzed upon during the eating of an apple.

She was sitting under the apple tree and someone randomly slimy sally'd her.

by dirty sanchez June 5, 2004

wookie bush

a super bush, a bush of enourmous size resembling chewbacca.

She has one major wookie bush.

by dirty sanchez May 25, 2004

buckshot

To be lacking in common sense and reason.

now what the hell you go and do that for, buckshot?

by dirty sanchez April 20, 2003