by Dirk Diggler February 03, 2003

I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"
by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut
by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.
by Dirk Diggler February 03, 2003

by Dirk Diggler July 25, 2003

by dirk diggler June 23, 2004
