Prosti-tots

N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.
Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!
by Dirk Diggler April 29, 2004
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permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis
hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut
by Dirk Diggler March 13, 2005
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san diego

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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brawny

"what kind of paper towels should i get?"
"Brawny DUH!"
by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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apricots

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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NoFup

The gravity defying act of a fupa or guntgoing North of the waistline.
Her nofup is spreading so far into the north, where does the fup end and the chest begin?
by Dirk Diggler February 03, 2003
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garden

I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"
by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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