dirk diggler's definitions

Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, usually causing an unsitely fat bulge just above the pubic region.

Her fup is so big, she has to sit an extra foot away from her desk because her fup is in the way.

by Dirk Diggler January 14, 2003

gizzle

v. 1. to pout, complain, or make unreasonable demands. 2. To piss in a gizzle's back (See below).
n. 1. An individual characterized by a lack of diplomacy. 2. Demands respect which has not been earned.
(ALSO: Giz; May be pronounced Ji'-zul)

The gizzle just gizzed on me cuz i didn't pay the phone bill. Fuckin gizzle.

by Dirk Diggler September 13, 2003

Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool

the act of crapping

Dude, where's the bathroom. After that pizza and those 40 ouncers I've got to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool.

by Dirk Diggler December 29, 2002

Prosti-tots

N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.

Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!

by Dirk Diggler April 28, 2004

jihad

When someone dedicates all of their energy to one particular task for a limited period of time.

Originated at a greenhouse in mid-Michigan.

We need to get this done fast. Go Jihad.

by Dirk Diggler August 22, 2004

gold caking

when you piss on a woman's face and immediately ejaculate on it and the messy medley of man juice and liquid waste becomes fluffy and cakelike

dude, that girl doesnt care what the hell you put on her face. I heard Jimmy O'Keefe even gold caked her once.

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

NoFup

The gravity defying act of a fupa or guntgoing North of the waistline.

Her nofup is spreading so far into the north, where does the fup end and the chest begin?

by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003