dirk diggler's definitions

NoFup

The gravity defying act of a fupa or guntgoing North of the waistline.

Her nofup is spreading so far into the north, where does the fup end and the chest begin?

by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003

self preservation

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...

jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

apricots

One nasty ass fruit, nigga.

I ate an apricot once, never again.

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

chunky but funky

thick women that are actually hot looking

i'm not fat i'm chunky but funky.

by dirk diggler June 23, 2004

free*

Word used to trick ignorant internet patrons into signing up for spam.

You've won a free* 42" plasma tv. Just enter your email address below.

*It's not really free... sucker!

by Dirk Diggler March 15, 2005

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, usually causing an unsitely fat bulge just above the pubic region.

Her fup is so big, she has to sit an extra foot away from her desk because her fup is in the way.

by Dirk Diggler January 14, 2003