permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Fump

a fupa or gunt, that extends to the rump of a woman. Resembles a horse shoe.

Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.

by Dirk Diggler February 03, 2003

gift giver

What ever fag bug chaser is looking for; a person with AIDS to infect them.

Dave was looking for that special gift giver last night.

by Dirk Diggler July 25, 2003

gizzle

v. 1. to pout, complain, or make unreasonable demands. 2. To piss in a gizzle's back (See below).
n. 1. An individual characterized by a lack of diplomacy. 2. Demands respect which has not been earned.
(ALSO: Giz; May be pronounced Ji'-zul)

The gizzle just gizzed on me cuz i didn't pay the phone bill. Fuckin gizzle.

by Dirk Diggler September 13, 2003

chunky but funky

thick women that are actually hot looking

i'm not fat i'm chunky but funky.

by dirk diggler June 23, 2004

buck knuckle

male camel toe

similar to the knee of a buck (male deer)

check out the buck knuckle on that dude!

by dirk diggler June 27, 2004

san diego

Best. City. Ever.

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003