free*

Word used to trick ignorant internet patrons into signing up for spam.
You've won a free* 42" plasma tv. Just enter your email address below.

*It's not really free... sucker!
by Dirk Diggler March 15, 2005
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Prosti-tots

N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.
Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!
by Dirk Diggler April 28, 2004
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gizzle

v. 1. to pout, complain, or make unreasonable demands. 2. To piss in a gizzle's back (See below).
n. 1. An individual characterized by a lack of diplomacy. 2. Demands respect which has not been earned.
(ALSO: Giz; May be pronounced Ji'-zul)
The gizzle just gizzed on me cuz i didn't pay the phone bill. Fuckin gizzle.
by Dirk Diggler September 13, 2003
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chunky but funky

thick women that are actually hot looking
i'm not fat i'm chunky but funky.
by dirk diggler June 23, 2004
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buck knuckle

male camel toe

similar to the knee of a buck (male deer)
by dirk diggler June 27, 2004
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garden

I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"
by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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san diego

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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