Christmas Vacuum

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.

“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”

by diphenhydramine April 01, 2021

Extreme White

A person who indulges deeply into white culture. Someone who loves barbecue sauce and unseasoned food, monograms, Taylor Swift, Dunkin Donuts, and shops at Homegoods.

“This pepper chicken has way too much pepper!”
“You only think that because you’re extreme white!”

by diphenhydramine April 01, 2021

TLTAS

Tender Love and Take a Shower

“You smell! You need to TLTAS!”

by diphenhydramine April 20, 2021

Haleypenis

Alternative spelling of the word jalapeño.

“Could I get some haleypenis on my salad?”

by diphenhydramine April 01, 2021

Olbend Bilk

Alternative spelling for “almond milk”

“Did you know that olbend bilk is seventy cents more expensive than regular??”

by diphenhydramine April 20, 2021

Elephant Spray

The tan Windex that smells like elephants.

“Get the elephant spray away from me or else I’ll dump the entire contents of the vacuum cleaner into your room!”

by diphenhydramine April 01, 2021

wheatpenny

A rarity; a collectible keepsake that pales in comparison to other items of calibre. This may also refer to a shorty that exceeds the ten-point scale on all counts.

I gots me this wheatpenny and I intend to keep her. I be treatin' her real nice. word.

by Diphenhydramine February 21, 2006