Definitions by Diphenhydramine

Olbend Bilk 

Alternative spelling for “almond milk”

“Did you know that olbend bilk is seventy cents more expensive than regular??”

Olbend Bilk by diphenhydramine April 19, 2021

TLTAS 

Tender Love and Take a Shower

“You smell! You need to TLTAS!”

TLTAS by diphenhydramine April 19, 2021

Elephant Spray 

The tan Windex that smells like elephants.

“Get the elephant spray away from me or else I’ll dump the entire contents of the vacuum cleaner into your room!”

Elephant Spray by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

Haleypenis

Alternative spelling of the word jalapeño.

“Could I get some haleypenis on my salad?”

Haleypenis by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

Christmas Vacuum 

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.

“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”

Christmas Vacuum by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

Extreme White 

A person who indulges deeply into white culture. Someone who loves barbecue sauce and unseasoned food, monograms, Taylor Swift, Dunkin Donuts, and shops at Homegoods.

“This pepper chicken has way too much pepper!”
“You only think that because you’re extreme white!”

Extreme White by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

wheatpenny 

A rarity; a collectible keepsake that pales in comparison to other items of calibre. This may also refer to a shorty that exceeds the ten-point scale on all counts.

I gots me this wheatpenny and I intend to keep her. I be treatin' her real nice. word.

wheatpenny by Diphenhydramine February 23, 2006