dildo777's definitions

penis extender

A luxury or prestigious item, which makes you look bigger or more significant than you are .
Often, an expensive sports car or a luxury SUV

I suffered from small dick syndrome, until I got a Hummer, my penis extender

by dildo777 January 30, 2023

Michael Bolton fan

celebrate the guy's entire catalogue

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"

by dildo777 April 4, 2023

smart motherfucker

Someone, who knows about the metric system while eating hamburger

-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!

by dildo777 June 26, 2021

people with vagina

Politically correct definition for non-binary people with vagina

People with vagina include women, transgenders and intersex.

by dildo777 April 18, 2023

clickbait artist

A popular blogger, who has opinion on everything , without deep knowledge or understanding the subject he's talking about.

Also, synonym of the cocksucker.

ex-Google TechLead is a clickbait artist. He's talking about Ukraine crisis without a clue what's happening there

by dildo777 February 26, 2022

Pajero

Mitsubishi Pajero, Japanese SUV popular all over the world, except Spanish-speaking countries,

where the car name translated as "wanker"

No puedo conducir este coche. El nombre de Pajero es ofensivo para mí.
(I can't drive this car. The name "Pajero" is offensive to me)

by dildo777 February 12, 2022

musarnia

Derogatory Russian word for police office
Derived from "musor" - slang for police officer (literally means garbage or trash)

After being caught with blood stains in his shirt, Bob was taken to musarnia . Musora wanted to charge him for murder which he didnt commit.

by dildo777 October 21, 2016