Definitions by dildo777

strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

strap-on keyboard by dildo777 July 3, 2018

pink eminem 

The clit. Small female body part, which looks like a little head of famous rapper , protruding from the hoody

Hey, look at this! It's your flesh-covered pink eminem!

pink eminem by dildo777 July 2, 2018

pinus nigra

Big and thick piece of wood, which every white girl secretly dreams about. A scientific name of kind of pine tree.

I want pinus nigra as a gift for the Christmas
-????
-I mean, as Christmas tree

pinus nigra by dildo777 June 24, 2018

Mat 

Russian obscene or profane language, constructed from 4 basic words, or roots:
khuy (cock), pizda (cunt), blyat' (whore), ebat' (fuck).

Any word derived from 4 basic mat roots, also considered mat. Examples: khuynia (bullshit, thing), pizdets, blaydski (fucking), ebanyi (fucking)

Mat is banned in public places, official speech and media, but almost every Russian use it.

Mat by dildo777 June 9, 2018

ETOPS

Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim

Aviation slang, which means operational standard for two-engined airliners, capable of transcontinental flights over the ocean.
Referring to the inevitable emergency water landing of a twin engine aircraft after a double engine failure over water outside gliding range of land

A twin-engine ETOPS Airbus A330, crashed into the Atlantic Ocean, killing all.

ETOPS by dildo777 May 29, 2018

shlyapa 

A dick in Russian criminal and teen slang. Literally means "hat" .

Jump on shlyapa = fuck with somebody

She's such a whore.. She's jumping on every shlyapa

shlyapa by dildo777 May 25, 2018

gondon

Sometimes misspelled as gandon. Russian obscene word for condom. Figuratively - a dickhead

Ty jebanyi gondon (You are fucking dickhead)

gondon by dildo777 April 21, 2018