dildo777's definitions

metric system

They reason, why quarter pounder hamburger in Europe called "Royale with cheese"

-Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-Royale with cheese
-Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker

by dildo777 September 10, 2018

negr

A proper word for person of African black heritage in Russia

Despite it cognates with nigger, it never was a racist word. But, due to political correctness crap came from the West, in modern times it's sometimes replaced with Afro-Russian neologism

-Alexander Pushkin's great-grandfather was negr.
-Please, stop using racist words!
-OK, Pushkin was Afro-Russian poet.

by dildo777 November 6, 2018

chick from logistics

A female worth to showing her your o-face

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

by dildo777 October 31, 2023

heroine

A female character in fiction, sometimes confused with strong substance by illiterate kids

Teacher:
-Have you read "Gone with the Wind" ?
Student:
-Yes, sir!
Teacher:
-Tell me about the heroine
Student:
-Heroin makes me chill and mellow... but why you're asking?

by dildo777 June 21, 2017

Michael Bolton fan

celebrate the guy's entire catalogue

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"

by dildo777 April 4, 2023

smart motherfucker

Someone, who knows about the metric system while eating hamburger

-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!

by dildo777 June 26, 2021

fenya

Russian criminal underworld and prison slang.

Used to distinguish career criminals from "frajers" (law abiding citizens) ,

and make their conversation incomprehensible to police informants

Seasoned criminal should have a good command of Fenya

by dildo777 March 27, 2022