Definitions by dildo777

cornhole

Something, what you should care about during prison sentence.

-I'm going to go away for awhile... to jail
-Watch out for your cornhole, bud!

cornhole by dildo777 August 12, 2018

cocksucker

Editor in urbandictionary.com , who rejects good definitions, but passes B.S. like "the best guy/gal in the world" .
By rejecting this you proved that you are cocksucker.

That cocksuckers rejected my definition again!

cocksucker by dildo777 August 12, 2018

What 

A name of the country, where some people have troubles with English

-Do you speak English in what?

What?
-English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

What by dildo777 August 2, 2018

opener 

An innocent phrase to pick up a girl

-How do you get laid with the ladies?

-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck

opener by dildo777 July 25, 2018

i have a wife 

1) An apology, what man say to woman when he don't want to fuck
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio

Oh, you are so big and hard. -Sorry, I have a wife.

i have a wife by dildo777 July 18, 2018

metro 

Third sexual orientation. Somebody, who dress like gay, but not essentially gay.

Who are you? Bi, gay or metro?

metro by dildo777 July 18, 2018

Keith Emerson 

Baddest ass keyboard player, a founder of rock bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. He was first rock musician, who put keyboard in the forefront of the band, as leading instrument.

Keith was famous by his flamboyant stage acts, like stabbing organ keyboard with Nazi knife, or simulating fuck with his instrument . Often called "Hendrix of keyboards", for his epatage playing style. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.

Keith Emerson was Hendrix of keyboards! No, he was Kurt Cobain of keyboards.

Keith Emerson by dildo777 July 13, 2018