dildo777's definitions

Cucumberpatch

Mispronounced name of British actor Benedict Cumberbatch

If you're thinking of the Cucumberpatch Sherlock, that is most definitely not set in 1885

by dildo777 April 1, 2025

compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.

-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder

by dildo777 October 18, 2023

shitbox

I car which user don't care about, a basic mean of transportation. An old but reliable and cheap to run,

often not looking good due to dents, rust and/or damage from minor collisions

This 1990 Corolla is my shitbox, I also have vintage Porsche 911 for weekends

by dildo777 August 11, 2025

quarter pounder

A reasonable large African-American man's piece of meat. a BBC.

Usually served with dick cheese.

white guy coming from McDonalds:
-I got a quarter pounder
black man (unzipping his pants):
-you ain't got a quarter pounder. I got a quarter pounder.

by dildo777 March 25, 2022

peritonitis

A fatal complication of having receptive anal sex with stallion

see also : Enumclaw horse sex case

Kenneth Pinyan died from acute peritonitis after being fucked by the horse in Enumclaw

by dildo777 April 6, 2023

gop-stop

street robbery or mugging, done by gopnik.

Usually happens on the street or in public places, where gang of gopniks chase or surround the victim.
Victim chosen on assumption that he/she is physically weak or shy, can't resist to violent threats and will give them personal possessions without fight

Where's your phone and watches?
I lost it in gop-stop incident

by dildo777 March 15, 2023

opuschenny

in russian prison hierarchy - inmates, who participated in homosexual contact, either voluntarily or as result of prison rape. Plural form- opuschennye.

Also called petookh (petuh) or untoucheables . They are on the bottom of prison hierarchy, other inmates cannot touch in them neither use subjects belonging to them, except acts of homosexual prostitution

literally means "those who moved down"

Putin regime recruites opuschenny from prisons to fight on the war, because they have nothing to lose

by dildo777 September 30, 2022