by dildo777 June 09, 2022
white guy coming from McDonalds:
-I got a quarter pounder
black man (unzipping his pants):
-you ain't got a quarter pounder. I got a quarter pounder.
-I got a quarter pounder
black man (unzipping his pants):
-you ain't got a quarter pounder. I got a quarter pounder.
by dildo777 March 25, 2022
a device used in porn. dildo with miniature camera connected to wireless network, which shows what's happening inside the vagina
by dildo777 March 21, 2024
Another Russian word, which became legit in the whole world. Roughly translated as "fuck off".
Made famous by Ukrainian border guards, who said "russian warship, idi nahui" (russian warship fuck off)
Made famous by Ukrainian border guards, who said "russian warship, idi nahui" (russian warship fuck off)
by dildo777 May 01, 2022
Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
by dildo777 June 29, 2019
-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless
by dildo777 June 05, 2019
One of two types of balls. the other is big brave balls.
The term coined by Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch movie
The term coined by Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch movie
So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
by dildo777 January 29, 2023