Definitions by dildo777

fucking hell 

The most notorious name for the beer. Named after village Fucking in Austria, where it doesn't have obscene connotations

-What are you drinking?
-Fucking hell!
-Why are you swearing?

-I'm not swearing, this is the beer called Fucking Hell
-Oh, gotcha! Can I try this Fucking hell too?

fucking hell by dildo777 September 12, 2018

shitgrind 

Subgenre of grindcore music, with lyrical themes focused on shit and defecation

Genuine performance of shitgrind band must involve farting or defecation on stage

shitgrind by dildo777 September 10, 2018

metric system 

They reason, why quarter pounder hamburger in Europe called "Royale with cheese"

-Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-Royale with cheese
-Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker

metric system by dildo777 September 10, 2018

magic wand 

A toilet brush

If there's a little dung,
Please use the magic wand!

magic wand by dildo777 September 6, 2018

bayan 

Musical instrument, Russian chromatic button accordion.
Also, synonym of the story has been told many times, or old and unfunny joke.

Meaning comes from the joke about mother in law, which was posted on the Internet numerous times, and soon became "bayan" itself . The word has it's own smiley: :||||||||||||:

-User 1: I'll tell you super-funny joke!
-We buried the mother in law and ripped apart two bayans
-User 2: :||||||||||||||||:

bayan by dildo777 August 29, 2018

pink eminem 

The clit. Surrounded by hood flesh, it looks like famous rapper's head in hoody.

Hey, what's there? This is your flesh-covered pink Eminem!

pink eminem by dildo777 August 28, 2018

enforcer 

Member of a criminal gang, or corrupt political organization, hired for handling dirty job on behalf of his boss, ex: blackmailing, racketeering, kidnapping, punishment or assassination.

Usually a tough guy, capable of using various weapon, and skillful in boxing or marital arts.

Carlito was enforcer for Mexican drug lord

enforcer by dildo777 August 23, 2018