Definitions by dildo777

fap content 

A media content on the Internet you can fap to. Usually, in form of NSFW picture or video.

Dear forum users, please do not upload fap content, or hide it inside spoiler tags

fap content by dildo777 January 15, 2022

fensturbation 

For certain sexual acts - such as coginus and fensturbation - there are no English equivalents. They should be used only in the original Latin, usually in whispers.

Wilma: What's your pet peeve, Bruce?
Bruce: I hate those Liberals who are always saying fensturbation is normal and natural - until you do it in front of them.

fensturbation by dildo777 January 14, 2022

coginus 

For certain sexual acts - such as coginus and fensturbation - there are no English equivalents. They should be used only in the original Latin, usually in whispers

Camille: Doctor Benway, is coginus painful?
Benway: Yes, if it's done right

coginus by dildo777 January 14, 2022

pizdets 

The last word in Russian pilot's communication when plane is seconds to crash.

CAP: Descending to 600 course 360 Aeroflot 821
F/O: Take it take it
CAP: What do you mean fucking take it
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
CAP: I can't do it either
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
F/O: Other way other directions
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
F/O: Fucking hell
CAP: Well
F/O: What the Fuck are we doing?
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
ATC: 821 contact tower approach 127.1
F/O: Fuck!
CAP: Pizdets!
SOUND OF IMPACT
END OF RECORDING

pizdets by dildo777 November 26, 2021

musor 

Derogatory name for police officer in Russia and some ex-USSR countries
policeman - official word
ment - street slang but not offensive , similar to cop
musor - disrespectful, bad or crooked cop. Similar to pig

Not every ment is a musor, but every musor is a ment.

(folk wisdom)

musor by dildo777 July 6, 2021

smart motherfucker 

Someone, who knows about the metric system while eating hamburger

-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!

smart motherfucker by dildo777 June 26, 2021

namordnik 

Russian, Polish, derogatory term for covid face mask.
Weared by sheeple to avoid deadly virus, or being punished by police.
Literally, a reference to the dog muzzle

-You look so stupid in this namordnik, why do you wear this shit?

-The cops are nearby

namordnik by dildo777 May 4, 2021