diggity monkeez's definitions

Gripe

1) To whine or complain.

2) A problem with something/someone.

1) Will you quit griping about your test grade? You should have studied!

2) I have a legitimate gripe with that left-hander who always uses right-hnaded scissors.

by Diggity Monkeez February 18, 2005

Sarcasm

How previously un-funny people can get others to think that they have a great sense of humor. Sarcasm can be funny, but oftentimes, users have trouble getting others to pick up on their sarcasm, and counter by blaming the 'listener' for this, citing his/her/their lack of intelligence. This is wrong, though. Sarcasm should be executed in a manner that allows the recipient(s) to understand that sarcasm is involved.

I use sarcasm every once and again.

by Diggity Monkeez February 18, 2005

Veterans Stadium

A pile of rubble. That was before it was demolished, mind you.

Javy Lopez hit his record-breaking 41st home run as a catcher (in 2003) at Veterans Satdium. It is truly a shame that he couldn't have done it in more pleasant surroundings.

by Diggity Monkeez February 19, 2005

Typo

A computer misspelling in which the author knows how to correctly spell the word, but accidentally pushes the wrong key(s) while typing the word.

I spelled 'malcontent' as 'malcntent', but my spell-checker caught the error.

by Diggity Monkeez February 19, 2005

Deal

1) An agreement.

2) To give out cards to each player in a card game.

3) Problem.

1) They made a deal not to tell anybody about the board game results.

2) Gretchen was dealt a horrible hand, but she didn't fold, hoping to bluff others into giving up.

3) What's Leomard's deal? He won't even speak to me!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Delabor

The family that runs Thorax Corporation, LLC,,. They live at 403 Figgis Street in Mundelow, PA. The name 'Delabor' can be spelled 'DeLabor' in order to look Peruvian.

The Delabors are bound by marriage to Thorax Corporation, LLC,,., but Rode thinks he has found a loophole.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005