diggity monkeez's definitions

What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Asterisk

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.

Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.




*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.

by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

Billy Mays

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

300

A perfect score in bowling.

A bowler can only reach 300 if he/she bowls a strike every time up.

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

booty

How to link to the definition of booty in an UrbanDictionary definition.

When you put brackets around the word 'booty' in an UrbanDictionary definition, it becomes 'booty'.

by Diggity Monkeez January 21, 2005

Oklahoma

That giant cloud of dust between Texas and Kansas.

Charles: I think we're lost. Are we in some kind of desert?

Peter: Worse. We're in Oklahoma.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Website

Anything on the internet, save for(some) pop-up ads.

My personal website is 'diggitymonkeemachine.egg'.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005