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Country in Southeast Asia. Different from Lagos, which is in Nigeria. Also different from Lays, which is a brand of chip.
No, I've never been to Laos.
by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005
Get the Laosmug. by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005
Get the Pat Sajakmug. A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.
* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.
* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.
Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.
*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.
*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.
by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005
Get the Asteriskmug. An insult which indicates that the recipient is a member of society's lowest levels. This may have stemmed from Elizabethean times, when the poorer viewers at a theatre had to watch from the ground (hence their nickname, 'Groundlings'), which had no seats. The wealthier atendees, however, had nice chairs and overhangs, preventing them from getting wet.
by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
Get the Bottom-Dwellermug. by Diggity Monkeez March 18, 2005
Get the Refinemug. A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.
The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: (Phrase A).
Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?
Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: (Phrase A).
Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?
Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
Here is a knock-knock joke:
George: Knock-knock.
Reginald: Who's there?
George: Em.
Reginald: 'Em' who?
George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!
George: Knock-knock.
Reginald: Who's there?
George: Em.
Reginald: 'Em' who?
George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!
by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005
Get the Knock-Knock Jokemug. 1) The 'inside' of the hand (when a fist is made). Food is usually held in/balanced on the palm.
2) To hold a basketball (or something else, maybe; I've only heard it used when talking about basketball) with only the palm. Useful when dunking.
3) Tropical tree. Its leaves are known as 'fronds'.
2) To hold a basketball (or something else, maybe; I've only heard it used when talking about basketball) with only the palm. Useful when dunking.
3) Tropical tree. Its leaves are known as 'fronds'.
1) I wrote 'Get $5 for field trip' on my palm, but it had worn off by day's end.
2) I can't palm a basketball. Don't make fun of me, please.
3) There are birds on top of that palm.
2) I can't palm a basketball. Don't make fun of me, please.
3) There are birds on top of that palm.
by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005
Get the Palmmug.