Joke

A ludicrous object or concept that can be called a 'joke' because its sheer stupidity is ridiculous enough to make a person laugh.

The idea of letting a 'partnership' of homosexual dogs receive the same benefits as straight canines is a joke.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Grand Marshall

The grand marshall is the person of honor in a parade.

Some woman was a grand marshall because she was ninety years old, making her some small town's oldest resident. If she can get a parade honoring her for that, I'll have no trouble becoming a grand marshall.

by Diggity Monkeez January 04, 2005

Padres

San Diego's baseball team. The Padres were notoriously bad intheir first decade of existnce, the 1970s, before winning their first NL pennant in 1984. After having an up-and-down 90s, the Padres appeared to be headed for a decade of failure by finishing last in the NL West from 2000-2003. However, the team turned things around in 2004, dumping the orange/blue color combination for a new, deep blue/tan combo. This switch was made to signify the organization's turnaround with their new ballpark, PETCO Park. The Padres did indeed play well in 2004, staying in playoff contention until September's final weeks.

The Padres were originally owned by Ray Kroc, the original owner of the McDonald's franchise, but won their first NL pennant after his death in January 1984.

by Diggity Monkeez January 05, 2005

Asterisk

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that it succeeds.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.

Will: I need to shave*.



*Will is seven years old.

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Snotty

Rude, usually with an air of sophistication.

Dino asked Ernie for aid with the difficult homework assignment, but Ernie replied with a snotty comment about Dino's Italian heritage.

by Diggity Monkeez March 29, 2005

Procrastination

The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Collapse

To fall, especially something that was once sturdy.

DM: Hey, that building collapsed!

OOTTGHOOG: Like your hopes of getting a date?

DM: Yes.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005