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Laos

Country in Southeast Asia. Different from Lagos, which is in Nigeria. Also different from Lays, which is a brand of chip.
No, I've never been to Laos.
by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005
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Pat Sajak

The host of the popular game show, 'Wheel of Fortune'.
Pat Sajak looked funny as a character in 'Rugrats'.
by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005
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Asterisk

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.
Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.




*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.
by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005
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Bottom-Dweller

An insult which indicates that the recipient is a member of society's lowest levels. This may have stemmed from Elizabethean times, when the poorer viewers at a theatre had to watch from the ground (hence their nickname, 'Groundlings'), which had no seats. The wealthier atendees, however, had nice chairs and overhangs, preventing them from getting wet.
Stop stealing from my mailbox, you bottom-dweller!
by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
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Refine

To make better. Refinements are usually improvements of small details.
Clarence refined his paper, adding in more sophisticated language.
by Diggity Monkeez March 18, 2005
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Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!
by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005
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Palm

1) The 'inside' of the hand (when a fist is made). Food is usually held in/balanced on the palm.

2) To hold a basketball (or something else, maybe; I've only heard it used when talking about basketball) with only the palm. Useful when dunking.

3) Tropical tree. Its leaves are known as 'fronds'.
1) I wrote 'Get $5 for field trip' on my palm, but it had worn off by day's end.

2) I can't palm a basketball. Don't make fun of me, please.

3) There are birds on top of that palm.
by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005
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