Definitions by diego

hut

Your house, pad, crib or zone.

"Come back to my hut and smoke sum chronic."

hut by Diego September 11, 2003

blue balls 

When you get a really long, sick headjob and then she stops before you get to cum.

The female equivalent of forcing us to have a baby. It Fucking hurts.

blue balls by Diego September 11, 2003

herbal refreshment 

As above. Said when the weed you smoked 2-3 hours ago has started to wear off and is making you 'dreg' out.

"I aint really feeling that chronic we smoked much anymore, let's go back to my hut for a 'herbal refrehment'."

herbal refreshment by Diego September 11, 2003

slump buster 

A female friend that you turn to when you need sum sex 'coz yo' aint been getting much.
Hopefully not, but may often be unnatractive.

"I hadnt had a fuck for ages so I asked my good friend if she'd be my Slump Buster."
"My regular Slump Buster waz outta town, so I had to go a hooker instead."

slump buster by Diego September 11, 2003

iz he for real 

Redman, from Muddy Water's

iz he for real, it can't be

iz he for real by Diego September 11, 2003

insta-dad 

Ring up the late night T.V commercial's to get an 'insta-dad' delivered to your door. Insta-Dad is great for fulfilling the gap left by an incompetent or missing dad and is a great present for Christmas. Insta-dad never gets angry at you for smoking weed and does your homework at the same time as cooking dinner. Comes with 30 Day Money Back Guarantee.
Whats it to you?'s defintion is also quite acceptable and funny.

"Thanks Insta-dad!"

insta-dad by Diego September 11, 2003

punish 

1. To Finish or consume something.
2. To fuck someone.
3. To bash someone.
4. To beat someone at something.
5. To complete something.

1. "Are you going to punish the rest of that 40'oz or what?"
"I already punished a bottle of Old Crow Bourbon and dumped three pills. I'm off my guts, fuck you."
2. "I'd love to punish that little number."
3. "I'm gunna punish that cunt if he try's to step up."
4. "I punished him in a game of 'bones'."
5. "We punished most of the work yesterday, today we just need to punish the Cash Flow Statement and other GPFR's."

punish by Diego September 11, 2003