dick splash's definitions

fucker

What you become after you have sex for the first time.

"Hey, I fucked Susie last night so now I'm a fucker. What did she mean when she said I haven't come yet?"

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

mothersucker

Motherfucker.

Dave didn't want to embarass his grandmother so he said, " Pass the ketchup, mothersucker".

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

union

Contradiction and the funniest thing you will ever see.

"Did you see where the business agent got fired by his own union - I wonder who will file his grievance?"

by Dick Splash August 16, 2003

backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

Big toe

There is one on each foot.

My left foots' big toe is next the big toe on my tight foot. How about that!

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003