dick splash

n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.

"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."

also

"Hey".....nice dick splash."

by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

welshman

A man from Wales.

Said Englishman, "'Ere, that Welshman called me a cunt."

by Dick Splash August 15, 2003

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

foofoo

The shit you spread to your workers in the form of dust, instead of telling them they are stupid cunts, spread some fooffoo dust on them to keep them relatively productive stupid cunts who won't whine as much.

That stupid cunt needs foofoo dust daily.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

seductive banjo

Complete know head who can't play games for shit

You're a right seductive banjo

by dick splash November 20, 2016

wompa

_Wompa__Stompa will give you the game secrets in Shadows of the Empire.

Darth Rendar is really fucking cool with the _Wompa__Stompa game secrets. Die you fucking stormtrooper motherfucker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

tank

Best track on the Black and White album.

"Yes, I can...."

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003