dick hertz's definitions

American Dream, The

All the mexicans swimming back across the border with an arab under each arm!

by Dick Hertz October 30, 2003

Punk Rockers

Punk rock rocks, but a lot of people that listen to it are complete pansies, they bash on other people who listen to the same music they do just because it happens to be on MTV and they pretend theyre so cool and they pretend they have problems but they listen to music they cannot even relate to and bash on others for listening to music that actually means something. They are fucking retards.

Im punk rock. Good Charlotte is for posers.

by Dick Hertz August 31, 2003

splizzer

A colorful way to describe a joint or the act of smoking marijuana.

Roll up a splizzer nigga!
I'm about to get splizzerd.

by Dick Hertz October 2, 2003

pubical

It is the same thing as a duchebag or dumbass

You f****** pubical
Gay Pubical

by Dick Hertz May 13, 2005

koo sisters

Asian women generally and Japanese women specifically. From the observation that most Japanese female names end in "ko." (Michiko, Keiko, Mitsuko, Fumiko, Emiko, Hanako, Naoko, Yuriko, etc.)

I didn't think about attending this college until I noticed how many really hot koo sisters there were on campus.

by Dick Hertz May 8, 2003

silver bullet

(military) armor-piercing shell made from depleted uranium, so called for its almost magical accuracy and lethality

The diaperheads tried to counterattack with tanks north of Um Qasr. Several of Bravo Troop's tanks were on the crest of a hill and one got five confirmed kills at ranges of over three thousand meters. Even at that range, a silver bullet goes through a T-62's glacis plate like it's not even there.

by Dick Hertz May 8, 2003

tofood

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu

My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.

by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003