dhar woman's definitions

Bass Guitar

The best instrument to ever exist. Has 4 strings and is 1 octave lower than a guitar.

I play the bass guitar for the school band.

by dhar woman January 15, 2023

Bornana

Some people think nothing rhymes with "orange", but in Eminem's "Tone Deaf" he says:

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana... Bornana

by dhar woman June 1, 2022

Eggplant

#1 The emoji 🍆(used to symbolize a penis)

#2 The food

#1 a poll was made: 🍑 or 🍆
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant

by dhar woman June 1, 2022

Dick

#1 A name
#2 A penis
#3 You

dictionary dick dick dick dick- im stuttering

by dhar woman April 25, 2022

Chromebook

Horrible computer with awful hardware running on the worst operating system of all time. It is sometimes referred to as a lagbook.

I used to use a chromebook, now i use a windows 11 computer like a normal person

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

Nuts

#1 Food
#2 Balls

#1 I ate some tasty nuts the other day yum i love pistachios

#2 frick dang bich I got hit in the nuts with the soccer ball!!!!

by dhar woman June 1, 2022

Gonorrhea

#1 Sexual disease you learn in middle school health class
#2 Diareahh for your balls

#3 Diarrhea that's all gone!

some guy: man, you must be gay- actually, that's offensive, but you got gonorrhea maybe!?!?!?
some guy: I think I have gonorrhea, the diarrhea for your balls!
some guy again: ughh *plop* bye diarrhea or should I say, gonorrhea.

by dhar woman May 31, 2022