dextromethorphan's definitions

NyQuil

A cold medicine which typically uses Dextromethorphan. It is often used by dumb teenagers who don't know there's better cold medicines than NyQuil, and the end result is typically acute liver failure due to acetaminophen. Most commonly abused variations contain alcohol.

J: Man I was off my rocks on NyQuil!
D: Take robocough instead you dummy

by dextromethorphan December 30, 2020

Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022

Mocha Latte

A term used to indirectly refer to hipsters, also used for white upper middle class girls who love Starbucks. Sometimes is Frappe Mocha Latte instead.

Look at that kid with his Mocha Latte and skinny jeans

by dextromethorphan July 13, 2021

Crabby

When your hands are cold making your fingers feel difficult to bend and move around. If they're hard to move around, you have crabby hands, your hands are crabby.
Comes from the adjective crabby, meaning ill tempered, and from the likeness of your cold hands to that of a crab, which has hard, plated hands with little freedom of movement. If your hands are crabby, they are misbehaving by being like a crab's hand. I'm guessing this is where it's from, I just overheard a girl say it and thought "yeah that's the word for this".

It's so cold outside; it's making my hands get all crabby!

by dextromethorphan November 24, 2022

Flungus

Fungus with an L. Used on some forums for either deceitful purposes or to simply confuse others. In 2003 a movie was made starting a protagonist named Flungus, this movie is called Flungus: The Movie

A: Apparently if you say fl*ngus you get banned?
B: Flangus? Flingus? Flungus?
A: dude don't say that

by dextromethorphan June 4, 2021

Weird kid

A kid who doesn't care much about how others view them, simply being themselves even when this is socially unattuned. Everyone knew a weird kid when they were a kid, and sometimes the weird kid was bullied or whatever, but many times they had plenty of friends and weren't a target of bullying. Most weird kids will become more normal over time, which is just a sign of maturity than it is a fundamental difference. Usually weird kids will also do stupid shit for fun which can make them pretty fun to have as friends, you get to watch them do stupid shit from a distance and they won't hold back from it.

It's respectable to an extent. Not many people can act in a way that doesn't harm anyone yet makes you uncomfortable, yet the weird kid does that with full confidence.

When I was in elementary school we had this weird kid who used to dress up like a giraffe everyday and I always wondered where he is now

by dextromethorphan March 13, 2022

Noided out

To take too many cannabinoids, especially synthetic cannabinoids.

Double entrende, being derived from cannabi*noids* whilst generally causing you to be para*noid* when you take too much, which noided is also used as slang for being paranoid.

B: Foo got noided out on k2 he was puking all over and kept talking about shadows and shit
J: shit man I been there before I feel bad for him

by dextromethorphan January 25, 2022