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Pronounced "JO-PID". It the word Joke and Stupid combined. Also know as a "Stoke". This word describes a joke or prhase that is really stupid and/or funny.
Examples of a Jopid:
I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.
Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.
Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
by Dewit May 27, 2009
Get the Jopid mug.One of the most heard and used words in America. This magical word can basically describe any situation your in, and can put much emphasis on any sentence. One origin of the word fuck goes back hundreds of years back in Europe. It is said that Women wore chastity belts that read “Fornicate under consent of king”, or f.u.c.k. This word can be seen anywhere (like on this website), whether you see it on the internet, engraved into your desk at school, spray painted on walls, on tv, videogames, yada yada yada. Do I need to go on? I’m not wasting my time putting examples, there are many already created right here, on this page. Have a great fucking day. :)
by Dewit April 13, 2009
Get the Fuck mug.A shit so amazingling huge you must remove the side of your house and have a flat bed truck transport it to the ocean where it will take up to three months for the mammoth shit to break down into several thousand small shits.
This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.
This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.
by Dewit May 27, 2009
Get the Super Shit mug.A certain word or code that people use to keep other people out of their shit. Alot of people are stupid and use their user name or thier own name, or even the word "password". Passwords tend to work about 70% of the time, but some crafty assholes can get past easier ones.
Welcome to YourSocialSecurityNumberAndAll OtherInformationYouWouldn'tAnyoneToHave.com
PLEASE ENTER YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD:
Jimmy: "Ha, no one will ever discover my password."
Jimmy's Username and Password:
USERNAME: Jimmysshit001
PASSWORD: Jimmy
I don't know about Jimmy, but good luck trying to find out my password.
PLEASE ENTER YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD:
Jimmy: "Ha, no one will ever discover my password."
Jimmy's Username and Password:
USERNAME: Jimmysshit001
PASSWORD: Jimmy
I don't know about Jimmy, but good luck trying to find out my password.
by Dewit April 28, 2009
Get the Password mug.Depending on who you are, this is either one; the greatest game console ever, or two; a piece of shit. The 360 is a good game console, and is financially a better choice that the PS3 considering that its a hundred bucks cheaper. On the down side, it has cooling problems, which can lead to the Red Ring of Death.
Their are three different types of the 360 available; the Arcade, which doesn't come with a hard drive, the Pro system which comes with a 60GB hard drive, and the mighty Elite with comes with a nice 120GB hard drive and black finish.
The 360's main competitor is the PS3. Many people seem to think that the PS3 has better graphics, but they are really about the same. The real facts about the PS3 that make it better than the 360 are that it has a lower failure rate and it is slightly more powerful. The 360 is better than the PS3 in the fact that it's cheaper, and has more available games. Overall, each system has its own strengths and weaknesses.
Owning a Xbox 360 can be much like gambling. You're either lucky, or not lucky.
Their are three different types of the 360 available; the Arcade, which doesn't come with a hard drive, the Pro system which comes with a 60GB hard drive, and the mighty Elite with comes with a nice 120GB hard drive and black finish.
The 360's main competitor is the PS3. Many people seem to think that the PS3 has better graphics, but they are really about the same. The real facts about the PS3 that make it better than the 360 are that it has a lower failure rate and it is slightly more powerful. The 360 is better than the PS3 in the fact that it's cheaper, and has more available games. Overall, each system has its own strengths and weaknesses.
Owning a Xbox 360 can be much like gambling. You're either lucky, or not lucky.
Tim: Wanna play Halo 3?
Frank: Sorry, I can't. My Xbox 360 got the RROD and I just bought it last week!
Tim: Are you serious? I've had mine since it was first released, and it's still running like it's brand new!
Frank: Sorry, I can't. My Xbox 360 got the RROD and I just bought it last week!
Tim: Are you serious? I've had mine since it was first released, and it's still running like it's brand new!
by Dewit June 27, 2009
Get the Xbox 360 mug.Gamerscore is a way of measuring a gamer’s progress of games on the Xbox 360. Games award you with various achievements for completing certain tasks (i.e. kill 10 enemy’s in 10 seconds gives you 50 gamerscore).
You will always be made fun of for your gamerscore, either for being real low or real high. This is how many people see a person’s gamerscore:
0 – 1000: Really low, why do you even own an Xbox? Your a noob.
1000 – 2500: Low, there is more to play than Halo and GTA dude. Still a noob.
2500 – 5000: Below Average, Red Ring of Death strikes here. Emerging from noobness.
5000 – 7500: Average, you’re a gamer but you don’t run it completely into the ground. Your no longer a noob.
7500 – 10000: High, and Impressive.
10000 – 15000: Quite High, at this point you may start being called a ‘nerd’.
15000 – 20000: Damn Son, at this point you are a nerd.
20000 – 30000: Holy Fuck, its called outdoors, you know with trees and animals…
30000 – 50000: No Life, you live in your parents basement, no job, no girlfriend, ect.
50K and Up: Virgin, you have never seen a pussy, and at this rate you never will.
You will always be made fun of for your gamerscore, either for being real low or real high. This is how many people see a person’s gamerscore:
0 – 1000: Really low, why do you even own an Xbox? Your a noob.
1000 – 2500: Low, there is more to play than Halo and GTA dude. Still a noob.
2500 – 5000: Below Average, Red Ring of Death strikes here. Emerging from noobness.
5000 – 7500: Average, you’re a gamer but you don’t run it completely into the ground. Your no longer a noob.
7500 – 10000: High, and Impressive.
10000 – 15000: Quite High, at this point you may start being called a ‘nerd’.
15000 – 20000: Damn Son, at this point you are a nerd.
20000 – 30000: Holy Fuck, its called outdoors, you know with trees and animals…
30000 – 50000: No Life, you live in your parents basement, no job, no girlfriend, ect.
50K and Up: Virgin, you have never seen a pussy, and at this rate you never will.
I saw someone on Xbox Live who had a gamerscore of 110,000, and couldn't believe that someone could possibly have that much spare time.
by Dewit October 5, 2009
Get the Gamerscore mug.If you see this BEWARE. This is the ultimate warning sign that your about to get a bag pulled over your head. (Scamed)
Page reads: WIN A FREE IPOD TOUCH!* Call 1-866-ITS-FREE
Hank: Sweet! I'm calling in for that!
At bottom of page in size 3 font:
*Calling this number will give us your phone number, address, social security number, and E-mail so we can send you spam mail and haunt you for the rest of your living days. Ipod not included.
Hank: Sweet! I'm calling in for that!
At bottom of page in size 3 font:
*Calling this number will give us your phone number, address, social security number, and E-mail so we can send you spam mail and haunt you for the rest of your living days. Ipod not included.
by Dewit June 18, 2009
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