dewit's definitions

Xbox Live

An interactive online service offered by Microsoft for Xbox owners. People can talk to their friends, play multiplayer games with other people, and buy songs, games, and other goods from the marketplace. You also get to create your own avatar and customize it with different clothing and physical features.

Some of the down sides are that you have to pay for Live, but it's not to costly (Only $50 a year) and a large population of Live members are none other than naive and spoiled little 10 year old brats that think they are kickass at Halo.

Xbox Live is...well...live?

by Dewit August 10, 2009

NBC

Never Been Caught

No-Body Cares

Nothing But Crap

Nothing But Cleavage

Nico Bellic's Cool

Don't watch NBC, play GTA IV.

by Dewit May 19, 2009

Hauser

The smallest fucking town in Idaho. Located in northern Idaho about one mile from the Washington boarder, near Spokane Washington. All thats really there is a gas station, a bar, a trailer park, and a somewhat nice somewhat disgusting lake. There is about 1000 residents.

Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.

Matt: Goddamn me mother-in-law is fucking anoying! I'm going to Hauser for the weekend. Later

by Dewit June 6, 2009

Anticapitalizer

A person who never capitalizes the begging of a sentence or nouns. This also describes a person who abbreviates almost every word they can in a sentence. Online or in text messages, it is usually alright but with business matters it can be very annoying.

It also drives us perfectionists insane.

CEO of Bank writes E-mail: "Well, it looks like stocks are down again, we will have to cut your pay by $2.50 an hour. Sorry."

Sincerely,

Bob Banker - CEO

Anticapitalizer writes back: "wtf?! u sob! u kan suck my cock go 2 hell u noob i quit"

kiss my a$$

dylin cantspeller - gtg u fag

by Dewit May 22, 2009

911

1.) A number you call in an emergency and ONLY in an emergency!!!

- Your house is on fire
- Your having a heartattack
- Someone is breaking into your house

However, in the last few years it seems people think they can call 911 for almost any problem they have. (Examlpe below)

2.) A kick-ass porche sports car.

3.) Also refers to September 11th.

1.) 911: 911, whats your emergency?
Crazy Chick: Ya, I'm at McDonalds and they told me there out of chciken nuggets, but I know thier lieing.
911: Oh my god...

2.) A 911 porche.

3.) Terroists attacked America on 911 (9-11-01)

by Dewit June 4, 2009

Jopid

Pronounced "JO-PID". It the word Joke and Stupid combined. Also know as a "Stoke". This word describes a joke or prhase that is really stupid and/or funny.

Examples of a Jopid:

I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.

Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

by Dewit May 27, 2009

Fuck

One of the most heard and used words in America. This magical word can basically describe any situation your in, and can put much emphasis on any sentence. One origin of the word fuck goes back hundreds of years back in Europe. It is said that Women wore chastity belts that read “Fornicate under consent of king”, or f.u.c.k. This word can be seen anywhere (like on this website), whether you see it on the internet, engraved into your desk at school, spray painted on walls, on tv, videogames, yada yada yada. Do I need to go on? I’m not wasting my time putting examples, there are many already created right here, on this page. Have a great fucking day. :)

How many fucking ways can you use this fucking word?

by Dewit April 13, 2009