by Dewit May 19, 2009
Get the NBCmug. A very addicting game on the internet. There is no clear goal or point in the game, all you really do is try to get as much experience in each skill as you can, and wear nice expensive rune or dragon armor. Runescape consists of a free world, which is not very large, and a member’s world which is gigantic, and includes more weapons, armor, items, skills, ect. It's only $5 a month to be a member.
There seems to be some competition between Runescape and World of Warcraft (WOW), in which most of the people you talk to will say WOW is better. However, WOW is somewhere around $15 a month, there is no "free server" (As far as I know, please correct me if I'm wrong) and takes up a ton of memory on your computer. Runescape seems to be the better alternative because you don't have to go to the store and buy expansion packs for it, and you can play for free if you choose.
One big problem with Runescape is that many people create what I call “Auto Noobs”, which are accounts that people make that repeat the same task over, and over, and over again all day long without anyone having to control it. People do this to make millions without having to lift a finger, and it’s really annoying. They are easy to spot, they are almost always very generic, tan shirt, green pants, black hair, and usually under level 5.
I advise you never start playing because you won’t be able to stop. Before you know it, you and your kids will call into school and work with ridiculous excuses just so you can play Runescape all day, and let your brains rot for the Hulu aliens to eat.
There seems to be some competition between Runescape and World of Warcraft (WOW), in which most of the people you talk to will say WOW is better. However, WOW is somewhere around $15 a month, there is no "free server" (As far as I know, please correct me if I'm wrong) and takes up a ton of memory on your computer. Runescape seems to be the better alternative because you don't have to go to the store and buy expansion packs for it, and you can play for free if you choose.
One big problem with Runescape is that many people create what I call “Auto Noobs”, which are accounts that people make that repeat the same task over, and over, and over again all day long without anyone having to control it. People do this to make millions without having to lift a finger, and it’s really annoying. They are easy to spot, they are almost always very generic, tan shirt, green pants, black hair, and usually under level 5.
I advise you never start playing because you won’t be able to stop. Before you know it, you and your kids will call into school and work with ridiculous excuses just so you can play Runescape all day, and let your brains rot for the Hulu aliens to eat.
Matt: "Well, it's time to go to work, but I really want to play Runescape."
Matt calls in sick.
Matt: "Hello boss, I'm afraid I can't come into work today, me and my family were in a terrible plane crash. My whole family is dead, and I'm now a vegetable. See you tomorrow."
Meanwhile, the Hulu aliens slowy eat the reamins of his brain which rotted away from the many hours and hours of Runescape it had to deal with.
Matt calls in sick.
Matt: "Hello boss, I'm afraid I can't come into work today, me and my family were in a terrible plane crash. My whole family is dead, and I'm now a vegetable. See you tomorrow."
Meanwhile, the Hulu aliens slowy eat the reamins of his brain which rotted away from the many hours and hours of Runescape it had to deal with.
by Dewit April 22, 2009
Get the Runescapemug. This word can be used in several ways.
1.) To desribe how much you enjoy spam ham.
2.) An sarcastic way of saying your pissed about your junk mail.
3.) Just another way to say "Cool" or "Awesome".
1.) To desribe how much you enjoy spam ham.
2.) An sarcastic way of saying your pissed about your junk mail.
3.) Just another way to say "Cool" or "Awesome".
1.) Wow mom, this Macoroni and Chesee with spam is spamtastic!
2.) Matt opens his e-mail to find 4,294 new messages in his inbox. Sarcasticly he utters "Spamtastic".
3.) Kyle: I just found $100 under my bed!
Matt: Spamtastic!
2.) Matt opens his e-mail to find 4,294 new messages in his inbox. Sarcasticly he utters "Spamtastic".
3.) Kyle: I just found $100 under my bed!
Matt: Spamtastic!
by Dewit May 21, 2009
Get the Spamtasticmug. A certain word or code that people use to keep other people out of their shit. Alot of people are stupid and use their user name or thier own name, or even the word "password". Passwords tend to work about 70% of the time, but some crafty assholes can get past easier ones.
Welcome to YourSocialSecurityNumberAndAll OtherInformationYouWouldn'tAnyoneToHave.com
PLEASE ENTER YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD:
Jimmy: "Ha, no one will ever discover my password."
Jimmy's Username and Password:
USERNAME: Jimmysshit001
PASSWORD: Jimmy
I don't know about Jimmy, but good luck trying to find out my password.
PLEASE ENTER YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD:
Jimmy: "Ha, no one will ever discover my password."
Jimmy's Username and Password:
USERNAME: Jimmysshit001
PASSWORD: Jimmy
I don't know about Jimmy, but good luck trying to find out my password.
by Dewit April 28, 2009
Get the Passwordmug. 1.) A number you call in an emergency and ONLY in an emergency!!!
- Your house is on fire
- Your having a heartattack
- Someone is breaking into your house
However, in the last few years it seems people think they can call 911 for almost any problem they have. (Examlpe below)
2.) A kick-ass porche sports car.
3.) Also refers to September 11th.
- Your house is on fire
- Your having a heartattack
- Someone is breaking into your house
However, in the last few years it seems people think they can call 911 for almost any problem they have. (Examlpe below)
2.) A kick-ass porche sports car.
3.) Also refers to September 11th.
1.) 911: 911, whats your emergency?
Crazy Chick: Ya, I'm at McDonalds and they told me there out of chciken nuggets, but I know thier lieing.
911: Oh my god...
2.) A 911 porche.
3.) Terroists attacked America on 911 (9-11-01)
Crazy Chick: Ya, I'm at McDonalds and they told me there out of chciken nuggets, but I know thier lieing.
911: Oh my god...
2.) A 911 porche.
3.) Terroists attacked America on 911 (9-11-01)
by Dewit June 04, 2009
Get the 911mug. Gamerscore is a way of measuring a gamer’s progress of games on the Xbox 360. Games award you with various achievements for completing certain tasks (i.e. kill 10 enemy’s in 10 seconds gives you 50 gamerscore).
You will always be made fun of for your gamerscore, either for being real low or real high. This is how many people see a person’s gamerscore:
0 – 1000: Really low, why do you even own an Xbox? Your a noob.
1000 – 2500: Low, there is more to play than Halo and GTA dude. Still a noob.
2500 – 5000: Below Average, Red Ring of Death strikes here. Emerging from noobness.
5000 – 7500: Average, you’re a gamer but you don’t run it completely into the ground. Your no longer a noob.
7500 – 10000: High, and Impressive.
10000 – 15000: Quite High, at this point you may start being called a ‘nerd’.
15000 – 20000: Damn Son, at this point you are a nerd.
20000 – 30000: Holy Fuck, its called outdoors, you know with trees and animals…
30000 – 50000: No Life, you live in your parents basement, no job, no girlfriend, ect.
50K and Up: Virgin, you have never seen a pussy, and at this rate you never will.
You will always be made fun of for your gamerscore, either for being real low or real high. This is how many people see a person’s gamerscore:
0 – 1000: Really low, why do you even own an Xbox? Your a noob.
1000 – 2500: Low, there is more to play than Halo and GTA dude. Still a noob.
2500 – 5000: Below Average, Red Ring of Death strikes here. Emerging from noobness.
5000 – 7500: Average, you’re a gamer but you don’t run it completely into the ground. Your no longer a noob.
7500 – 10000: High, and Impressive.
10000 – 15000: Quite High, at this point you may start being called a ‘nerd’.
15000 – 20000: Damn Son, at this point you are a nerd.
20000 – 30000: Holy Fuck, its called outdoors, you know with trees and animals…
30000 – 50000: No Life, you live in your parents basement, no job, no girlfriend, ect.
50K and Up: Virgin, you have never seen a pussy, and at this rate you never will.
I saw someone on Xbox Live who had a gamerscore of 110,000, and couldn't believe that someone could possibly have that much spare time.
by Dewit October 05, 2009
Get the Gamerscoremug. Dewit is a compound word formed from the words “Do” and “It”. “Do” is spelled “Dew” due to the fact that many people like to drink Mountain “Dew”.
by Dewit April 20, 2009
Get the Dewitmug.