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pussy ass nigga

Ja Rule; one day G-Unit will pump hot lead into his bitch-ass.
by Dewey August 1, 2004
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masuimi

When I saw a naked pic of Masuimi Max, I almost busted a nut.
by Dewey June 1, 2004
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failadelphia

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!
The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.
by Dewey June 15, 2004
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north jersey

The reason that New Jersey is called the "Armpit of America." Overcrowded, too close to New York, and home to many nasty factories. Also contains Newark, which is basically a death trap, and a shitty sports complex.
If you are driving in Newark, or any North Jersey city for that matter, be sure to lock your doors and roll up your windows.
by Dewey June 21, 2004
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lil john

A rapper who does not say much in his songs other than, "Okay", "What", or "Yeah".
In the song "I Don't Give a Fuck" by Lil John, all he says in the first 25 seconds is "Okay!" repeatedly. This provided excellent material for Dave Chappelle to rip Lil John on his TV show.
by Dewey May 23, 2004
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a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."
The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.
by Dewey June 29, 2004
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rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.
I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.
by Dewey July 10, 2004
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