New York Islanders

Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.

The Islanders have no good players. "Oh shit, watch out for Trent Hunter!"

by Dewey June 16, 2004

a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 30, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by Dewey July 11, 2004

bizzo

A girl who has had sex with three or more guys in a certain fraternity. Viewed as a cheap slut who loves that one certain greek organziation.

Yo we ran the train on that bizzo, all of us fucked her in one night.

by Dewey September 30, 2004

icy hot stuntaz

Biggest wankstas in world history. Think they are gangsta and bad-ass, when their cars are rented, their jewelry is fake, and they are from suburban Georgia. I hope real gangstas find them and show them what its really like to be from the streets.

The Icy Hot Stuntaz are fags.

by Dewey June 30, 2004

lightning

The 2004 Stanley Cup Champions. Also a team that has no true fans, since nobody gave two shits about them until they were in the Eastern Conference Finals.

The Tampa Bay Lightning deserved to win the Stanley Cup, but their "fans" certainly did not.

by Dewey June 10, 2004

canada

A smaller version of the United States, according to Homer Simpson.

Bart: "We have to go to Canada."

Homer: "Why should we leave America for America Jr.?"

by Dewey June 21, 2004